Crappy TT Questions & Answers

This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by Berleen, the color of blood, and the number negative 18.

1. Kimber is freaking out because I didn't get the TT done yesterday. I had a busy day. Will you ever forgive me? Yes I forgive myself. Today is Thursday.

2. So this weekend is Valentine's Day. When you think of yourself and this love-filled holiday, what is biggest memory? The first one that pops into my mind is the $85 roses that the husband brought home quite a few years ago. He got his ass chewed.

3. Pajama pants. Who knew it could have so many fricken opinions. (Seriously... if you don't believe me) Would you... do you... could you wear PJ pants to a store? I wear 'em and I'm proud of it. Even my leopard print ones. They are my favorite.

4. I'm gonna give you one of those big heart candy boxes on Sunday. Are you an expert at chocolate candies and already know whats inside them all or will you just take whichever one and enjoy it no matter what is inside or are you one of those people who sticks their finger in the bottom of the candy to see what the filling is then puts it back if you don't like it? I poke them. I hate biting into something that I don't like and I hate surprises.

5. Scented Candles - whats your favorite? Clean laundry scents.... I hate the fruity ones.

6. Snow sucks. We've mostly all been hit. What kind of snow shovel do you have? (The rest of you who live in sunny no-snow places... tell me your favorite sunscreen brand) We have a old metal orange one that is the best. We bought a new one last year but everyone hates it because the snow slides off before you get it to wear you want it to go. And the old reliable scoop shovel.

7. The first thing I thought of this morning when I woke up was "Oh crap. Kimber's gonna be pissed...." then I had a whole bunch of good ideas for questions to ask. Now I can't remember them. Do you keep a notebook next to your bed for times like that? Obviously not or the questions would have been better.

8. Have you ever seen a groundhog in real, you can touch it and it will bite you, life? Nope I haven't. I'm not even sure they are real. It's a robot, isn't it?

9. Is there any key on your keyboard that is starting to wear off? Which one is it? Strangely my H & N key, which I don't think I use more than any others.

10. Do you think Kimber should move to Minnesota and take long walks in the snow with Berleen? Yes, but I've always thought that.

Wow. Those questions sucked. Yes they did.

Kimber wants to know~ Why haven't you joined ICForums yet? A fellow blogger followed her last week.... wonder who it will be this week. I dunno but I love who joined up last week! You know who you are ♥

In other news... The husband's sister had this little boy kitty - a dark tiger tabby. He's kinda stuck in kitten size because she thinks the dog stunted his growth. He sits and lets their german shepard chew on him... to the point that he's had punctures in his neck. He just lays there and lets her chew!! He wheezes but there really seems to be nothing wrong with him.
Jason went out there the other night and his sister was trying to get him to take him home... I said "awwwww" in my whiney little voice when he told me and he said "go get him". I bounced the idea through my head overnight... 4 cats? Do I need that many? But dammit, the husband never cares about animals, so it made me keep thinking that I really should go get this cat.
The husband told me to make an appointment at the vet... take him in and see whats wrong with him before I even bring him home. Well.... He has severe ear mites so he's away from the rest of the critters for a month. He has an upper respiratory infection and is on meds. He's only 2.3lbs. His testicles haven't dropped yet and he's a year old. He isn't getting any vax until he's better. His ears are scarred from frostbite - my sis 'n law would find him curled up in the snow sleeping with ice & snowballs all over him.

We are now a family with 4 cats.

Meet Sebastian.

Sebastian didn't use the litterbox all night (he's living in Demon #2's room for a month). He was an outside cat, so has never seen one. I had a brainstorm - I took some of the other cats poop out of one of our other littlerboxes and put it in his. 15 minutes later I checked - he had used the litterbox. That was easy.

We're Not Laughing At You.... sure we are.

Welcome to the February 4th version of Thursday Thunks!

(which we always seem to post on Wednesday)

Where we make you think a little bit before you blog!

This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by Kimber, the color of doom, and the number 999.

1. You walk into a room, someone turns and looks at you and laughs. What do you do?
Punch them in the nose. Well, I'd like to anyway. I'd ask what the hell their problem is, but I probably wouldn't get an answer. Nobody ever answers me.
2. You find an egg, take it home and keep it warm. It hatches. What type of dinosaur is it? Do you keep it and name?

It's a tiny one that wouldn't eat me when it grew up and I name George. What else would you name a dinosaur?

3. Which superhero would you want to be related to and why?

Wonder Woman so I can borrow her outfit

4. A drunken sailor comes up to you on the pier...he begins harassing you in a most repulsive way....what'll be your defense?
Push him off the pier and into the water. Duh.
5. Entering a CLASS A piano bar, you're encouraged to sing atop the grand instrument...you grab the microphone and sing.....
in the bathroom. Hey, you said I was encouraged to, not that I had to.
6. If you were a character in a Dr. Seuss book/movie, who would you be and why?

a kitty. Just because.

7. If you have just been called to be a substitute in the Winter Olympics for your country (apparently everyone else was busy), what sport(s) will you compete in?

what are all the sports in the Olympics again?

8. Did the audience from the piano bar in question #5 applaud when you were done with your song?
Dunno, I was in the bathroom. Don't you fricken pay attention to my answers?
Questions 4 & 5 were contributed by Hootin' Anni. Thanks Anni! If you would like to submit your own TT questions, email us at thursdaythunks@gmail.com
Thanks Hootin' Anni! You rock my socks. That explains why #4 & 5 were in red, I thought Kimber was having a mental breakdown there for a minute.
Berleen wants to know~ Why haven't you joined ICForums yet? You're a blogger, you like to talk... you like to read... seriously. It's the same concept!

I did? Really? When did I say that? I still think everyone should join, though. We have some sweet contests going on & coming up where you win actual, hold in your hand, type prizes! Plus I posted an article today about bullying that you can only see if you are logged in. It's an interesting article and it got some interesting responses...

Kimber's wacked more than normal today

This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by

Kimber, the color of yellow snow and the number of moles on your body.

1. Isn't showing a condom commercial during Sex Rehab With Dr Drew almost like showing a pain narcotic or an alcohol commercial during Intervention?
um... I guess? Is this even a question? I mean, it is a question... but it's like a question that doesn't want an answer.

2. Burger King and Ronald McDonald met Colonel Sanders in a dark alley. They beat him down for just serving chicken and not sharing his "11 herbs & spices". The Colonel goes down. Begs for his life. Where do they go to eat afterwards?

They go to Arby's and buy me a roast beef sandwhich and leave it at my door... because that BK guy scares me and I don't want to see him

3. You take a shower, go to leave the bathroom and the door is stuck. Due to humidity and moisture it won't budge. It will not open. No one else is home. You can't go out the window. How long do you sit in the bathroom and how do you occupy your time?

I stay in until I get out? And I think I would occupy my time by figuring out something to use to undo the hinges on the door.

4. You are a rockstar, but you need a cool rocker name. What is it and how did you decide on that name?

Bobsie Nicole Smith... and I just made it up.

5. Have you ever gotten naked at a family function?

I bet I did when I was an infant, but since then - nope.

6. If purple ate yellow, what color would come out?

I wanna say green, but I bet thats not right. Probably brown because no matter what color our food is it all seems to come out brown.

7. The closest paper and pen to you right now. What color are they?

white paper & a blue pen

8. Corn chips or potato chips?

why? Are you buying?

9. You are forced to swallow either a diamond or a piece of coal. Don't ask. Just do it. Which do you choose?

A diamond. It's worth more than the coal the next day...

10. If your mouse decided to attack your keyboard, who would win?

my keyboard because I have one of those mini-mouses.

Mouthwash, Phone Numbers And A Couple Thunkers Questions

Welcome to the October 1st version of Thursday Thunks!

(which we always seem to post on Wednesday)

Where we make you think

a little bit before you blog!

This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by

Kimber, the number uno and the color of the night in a moonless sky.

1. What color is your mouthwash? Green.

2. Do you remember your first phone number? Have you called it recently? Yes I do and no I haven't. I always wondered who has it. It's also the numbers of a keypad to a security lock that I know about... not mine, I don't have one. I'm lucky I know how to use an old fashioned key... and truth be known, I often screw up that damn keypad.

3. BPD in OKC's question- Do you have a super-secret hiding place and what's in it? Of course. But if I told you, I'd have to kill you. And there's chocolate inside.

4. When was the last time you used a pay phone? How much did it cost to make the call? I'm willing to bet it was back in the 80s... possibly early 90s maybe. It was 25 cents. Can you even put coins in a pay phone anymore? I also remember when you could put a dime in and make a call...

Crap. I'm old.

5. What was that noise? Some strange bird or something on the Animal Planet. But they are talking about stalking prey, so maybe... oh no, I was right - they just said it was a hawk. I should go watch it.

6. Stef H's question- how long is a woodpecker's pecker? I honestly didn't think they had one... I supposed they would have to, wouldn't they? Then the real question is, does a male woodpecker actually use his beak to pound trees? The husband always tells me he could pound nails with his, so hey.. I'm just asking.

7. How many comments did you receive on your last Thursday's Thunk? Nine. And I didn't answer a single one. Which explains Kimber end to the TT this week.....

~Berleen has decided to take a break from meme writing so ya'll are stuck with me. (I am so sorry!) I will be using a couple questions from Thunkers each week until Berleen comes back~

I really do need to take a break. I am on meme burnout. But I did tell Kimber I might do the TT answers every now & then... like now. It was short & simple and I was sorta bored so I figured why not. Plus I really wanted to answer that pecker question.

Bringing scratch & sniff stickers to your graduation party

Welcome to the July 9th version of Thursday Thunks!

(which we always seem to post on Wednesday)
Where we make you think a little bit before you blog!

This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by

Berleen, the number 141 and the color of your underwear.

1. Do you tend to have a guilty conscious?
Far too much.

2. Do you still have your wisdom teeth?
Nope. Got them removed soon after Demon #1 was born... and she got 2 of hers removed yesterday!

3. Peanut Butter - creamy or crunchy?
Creamy. Melted on top of ice cream preferably.

4. Get up off your butt. Take 5 steps. Which leg did you start out on?
My right. I'd fall on my face if I tried with the other. Trust me, it's happened.

5. What color is your favorite kitchen utensil?
Brown and made of wood.... I love my wooden spoons!

6. Did you watch the Michael Jackson memorial/funeral?
I did. I watched the entire thing. I didn't mean to, but it really ended up being more interesting/entertaining than I expected it to be.

7. Do you know anyone who graduated from high school this year?
Were you invited to their graduation party? Did you go?
A few. I went to one grad party. My neighbors.

8. White with black stripes or black with white stripes?
black with white stripes. But honestly... I'd prefer a little bit of orange mixed in.

9. If we were to call your 6th grade teacher, what would they say about you?
Which one? I had a couple. The last one would probably say something about me being the "new kid that none of the girls liked"

10. Can you draw a perfect circle?
No, but I can draw a damn good oval!

11. What was your favorite scratch & sniff sticker scent?
I don't even remember the scents. Why did I ask this question? Oh wait... I remember the popcorn ones!

12. What does your sibling do for a living?
This is really sad... I have 4 siblings and I can't think of what they actually do at work.

13. How many light switches and electrical outlets are in the room that you are in right now?
7

14. Do you know sign language?
A little bit. Took a sign language class in college. I can read it better than I can do it.

15. Do you step on cracks in the sidewalk?
I try not to. It bugs me.

16. And the sheets on your bed look like....?
Pastel stripes. I wish I still had my flannel leopard print but the husband thinks its too hot for those.

17. What is something that everyone else has, but you don't?
A dishwasher and I'm ok with that.

Pay attention to the last paragraph in this blog post.

Berleen & Kimber wanted to thank all you Thunkers for playing! This is rapidly becoming a very popular meme...you all love us, you really really love us! When we started Thursday Thunks, there was 3-4 usually a week. We try to read and comment on each Thunker each week. As a work at home mom and a stay at home/homeschooling mom, we don't always have the time. Life tends to get in the way. We do want you to know we love and appreciate your participation!!! If we don't get a chance to comment, don't be upset. Please try to visit at least a few fellow Thunkers each week. People like it when you visit.

But hey... if you really miss us you can always join us over at the InsanityCafe Community & Forums. It's a small online community that offers some sanity to our strange world. And hey... you think Thursday Thunks is weird? You ain't seen nothing yet! (and we hand out free meds!)

Kimber's Conspiracy Plan Ain't Gonna Work

This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by
Kimber, the number 3000 and the color grape ape.


1. Are your ears dirty?
Yeah, so what? I have a wax problem and unless you are going to stick your tongue in my ear, why do you care?

2. Would you rather be stung by a scorpion or bit by a snake? (Don't say either...no one wants to be in pain, that's the point. Pick one.)
Either? Kimber, you dork. Can I be bit by Jake, our snake? He's bitten me before and it didn't really hurt.

3. Do loud noises make you snappish? (i.e. A loud restaurant, screaming child next to you, booming stereo from a neighbor's house?)
I'm still trying to figure out exaclty what "snappish" means. Unexpected loud fricken booms might scare the hell out of me, I guess.
Funny fact - when I was growing up loud noises would NOT wake my dad up. You could sing & dance and play the banjo in his room and he'd keep snoring away... but if you would whisper in his ear he would jump out of his skin!

4. PETA- thoughts on this org.?
I think they go overboard. Have you heard the news lately? They are pissed off that Obama killed a fly? What the hell else was he supposed to do?

5. Would you rather be the discoverer of the Loch Ness Monster or Bigfoot? (Imagination!)
Bigfoot, because apparently I'm related to him according to my husband. He's just jealous I have more hair than him. Who cares if I have hair on my toes? It keeps them warm. Jealousy, I tell ya... JEALOUSY!!!

6. When in a public toilet and it's not flushed: do you flush & use or move on to a clean one?
Move on. I make the demons go back in and flush, why would I flush a complete strangers crap?

7. Neighbors are having a noisy, party bonfire, what do you do?
Get pissed off that I wasn't fricken invited! How rude .

8. Do you play Monopoly? If so which version of the game?
I hate Monopoly. But I did buy the Disney version just because it was Disney.

9. Are you a remote hog?
Yeah right. Half the time in this house you can't find it.

10. Do you like the smell of paint?
Ha ha! I was painting Demon #2's room a couple years back... started with the primer. I finally had to get out of there because I was feeling light headed.. went out in the garage where the husband was and he busted out laughing at me - I was high as a kite!

It was comical after the fact.

11. My questions obviously suck this week. {I've had a bad week.}
So do you think Kimber should have...
~smoked pot before doing these questions? Nah... just paint Krissy's bedroom!
~drank liquid courage? if it's blackberry brandy, will you share?
~begged Berleen to do them (she's better at them anyhow)? what the hell is this crap? A conspiracy to get me to do the fricken questions every week? Think again woman!
~just piss off! I could have done better! Yeah, just piss off.

Golf Balls, Alphabet, Maggots, Butt Paste & Much More Madness

This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by Kimber, the color rojo and the number 334.

1. How many golf balls can fit inside a full sized school bus?
I have no idea but I just about spit all over my screen reading this one! I wouldn't want to try golf balls, but how about goof balls... I think the capacity is 64 on most buses. Maybe 68. I used to stare at that stupid number for 2 hours everyday - why can't I remember?

2. Who decided the alphabet order?
I don't know, but had they known about Bud's meme, they would have stopped much sooner.

3. Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
I've always wondered that myself.

4. You go to a nice restaurant and they are offering free samples of cheese. You take a bite and it's delicious. Then they tell you the cheese is processed with maggots in it which make the great texture and flavor. Do you vomit at the thought of maggots, think "oh well but no more", or just ask for another sample?
I'm not one for puking from afterthoughts. I'd probably make a horrible face that would show every wrinkle and tell them to please get that crap out of my face.

5. Would you rather ride on a cloud or slide down a rainbow?
I've always wanted to float on a cloud - how comfy would that be for a nap? But sliding down a rainbow... that sounds heavenly! Oh wait, nevermind. I hate heights. I think I'd be screwed either way.

6. Do you know/care who Heidi & Spencer are?
Who?

Thats my answer I guess.

7. Have you ever used Butt Paste?
Why yes I have, have you? I do not have any in the house at the moment, but I should. Thats some sweet ass stuff! Pun intended.

8. Pie or cake?
Cake, of course! Are you partly insane for asking such a question? Well... unless it's banana creme pie or chocolate peanut butter pie.....

9. Do you remember when MTV used to play music videos?
Yes and can you believe that I have a few VHS tapes with them recorded? I used to spend hours recording MTV. I was so 80s.

Thursday Thunker's Week! Take Two

These questions were submitted by Thursday Thunker participants! (so don't blame Kimber & Berleen for the quality of the questions.....)

we are picking up where we left off last week, which explains why we are starting with #21 instead of #1. Great work on the questions submissions everyone! It gave Kimber & I a much needed mental break. We posted these questions just as they were listed on the participant's blog.

21. How many states have you been in?
14 I believe. I've driven through quite a few.
22. If a sexist Man is called a pig, what is a sexist Woman called?
a bitch? Which is technically an animal, afterall.
23. You see the one person who you absolutely despise. If you were guarentee'd that he/she couldn't say or do anything back to you.... What would you do??
walk away... it's really not that worth it.
24. How many states are to the right of you? And don’t give us a map to look at.
5 if I'm sitting with myself facing south, which I am now... but if I'm facing north, I'd have to get out a map and count.
25. You can go anywhere in the world for free. Where are you?
Australia just to hear the men talk.
26. HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP?
I'm assuming none, unless you were typing one-handed.
27. Are you a boxing fan? Do you think there will be a rematch of the Hatton-Pacquiao fight?
Nope. Not a fan and I have no clue what the hell you are even talking about
28. What is the most disgusting thing you have ever eaten?
green olives.
29. Is it cloudy right now?
Yes. And I wish them clouds would drop some water out of them
30. What is your dream job?
to work with animals. A zoo. With big cats & their cubs.
31. Someone gives you a $500 gift card to WalMart or Target. What are you going to buy?
Lame alert!!!! I'd buy groceries.
32. When you were little, what did you want to be "when you grow up"? And, how much different is your occupation now from where you thought it would be when you were younger?
I wanted to be a veterinarian. Totally different now because the closest I get to working with animals is having them sit on my feet while I sit here and work at the computer.
33. what was your favorite toy as a child?
My Little Pony. But honestly, my favorite toy was anything I could find outside. Usually neighbors dogs or something.
34. How do you think these things up??
I can't speak for Kimber, but I tend to stare out my kitchen window and type out whatever enters my head.
35. Why do you think so many "fake" veterans get away with pretending? Why don't people question them more (especially the media who eats up their stories?)
I guess I'm a little confused at this question. I didn't realize there was a problem with people going around saying they were in wars.
36. What is the last place you had a good cry and why?
I really don't remember.
37. What do you mean?
I don't know, what do you mean?
38. Which Sesame Street Character do you relate with the most and why?
who doesn't love Elmo?
39. What song one would you listen to over and over if you absolutely had to?
there's a few Johnny Cash songs that I can't get sick of.
40. Did you ever make what you believed at the time to be a horrible mistake - that in hindsight turned out to lead you on the best path in your life?
Yep. I don't really want to get into details about it, though. Lame, I know.

Wow. Second time in this post I've used the word "lame" and I rarely use that word.

41. If you could change one thing on your person, what would it be?
Does this mean physically? My teeth.
42. What’s your favorite show to watch on television nowadays?
There's a few. House, Wife Swap, Days of our Lives, CSI... do I need to continue?
43. Do you believe there is life after death?
I'd like to believe there is and I hope there is, but it's hard to say I "believe" because one just really doesn't know.

April Fools, Non-Reality, Cracking Your Knuckles, And Other Off The Wall Questions

This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by Kimber, the color yellow and the number 8554.

1. Did you play any April Fools jokes on anyone or have a joke played on you?
Besides Mother's Nature's cruel joke of 10+ inches of snow? Nope and not really.
2. If you could be on any non-reality TV show as a guest star or star, which one would it be and why?
Days of our Lives.... or House!
3. Do you crack your knuckles?
multiple times a day and I just found out the other day that it's actually bubbles or something like that. You just never stop learning.
4. If you remember your first day of kindergarten, were you scared or excited? If you have kids or grandkids, were they scared or excited?
I don't remember mine and the demons were excited as all hell!
5. If you are in the shower, hear the fire alarm going off and smell smoke/see flames, will you just run out of the house with a towel on or grab some clothes & dress as you run out?
I wouldn't even grab a towel...
6. Last week the Thursday Thunkers asked about your Daddy (twice), so this week tell us a little about your Mom.
my mom died when I was 7, don't remember a whole lot about her. I have a really cool rockin' stepmom though! She's been around since my mom died and even though we basically hated each others guts while I was growing up, we are really good friends now.
7. Which search engine do you use most often?
Google. Is there another one?
8. Did you participate in Earth Hour?
Just lights & computers. TV's stayed on. So we kinda cheated.
9. What was the last new-to-you movie you watched? Was it in the theater or on DVD? Was it good?
I watched most of the new Dawn of the Dead the other night. It was really stupid, just as I expected it to be but there was nothing else on at the time.
10. If you do something embarrassing, do you laugh it off, or sit & worry about it?
I'd laugh it off... thats the best part of embarrassing moments!
11. Where is your favorite spot in your home to sit & relax?
sitting in my recliner with my eyes closed and music blaring... very though provoking.

In other news... just because I have to say it, I was bit by my loveable, sweet Serena Rosabella today. She doesn't like hates to be brushed but once and awhile I have to do it anyway. She usually bites me when I brush her, but never like this. She bit HARD. I could have killed her. I have 2 punctures in my finger, one on each side, and I think the one puncture possibly hit the bone or went under my fingernail or something because that side hurts bad. Plus my finger is all hard and swollen and I have little feeling in it. And it's red. Can't wait to see what it's going to look like in the morning... I'm almost afraid.

Don't let her beauty fool you... she's really a bitch.

Scary Cats, Tom Cruise, Smiling At Sarcasm, And More!

1. This cat- Link- scary or cute?
I think it's cute. If it was a calico, then I'd think it was scary. I hate calicos. Yuck. I just realized that I had a dream last night that I went into our basement and there were 15-20 stray cats down there.
2. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes reproducing again. Good idea or don't care?
I don't really care. They are freaky ass people - ever notice that they are ALWAYS happy & smiling? Life ain't that good. And this whole detoxing shit that Katie is doing? Gimme a break. They both need their heads fixed and Tom needs to fall off a couch backwards and hit his.
3. Do you smile at strangers when you make eye contact?
If they are hot, of course.
4. What percentage of your sarcasm isn't really sarcasm at all?
99.9% of it. My sarcasm is like birth control.
5. If you were to be a dog breed, which breed would you be?
a Golden Retriever, of course! Because they are beautiful, smart, soft, willing to please and you tell me... does anyone NOT love a golden when they see one?
6. Go grab the closest book. Open up to page 27. Whats the 4th sentence?
You'll enjoy deliciuos food served in Amish homes, take part in a private crafting class and learn about the "Plain People" and their simple, inspirational way of life.
7. When's the last time someone put one over on you, told you a story that you totally fell for when it wasn't anywhere near true?
I tend to believe anything someone tells me. I really can't think of the last time in particular though. It was probably one of the demons.
8. Ever seen Michael Jackson in person? No.
9. Do you have a gut?
ha ha yep. Gained 20 lbs quitting smoking. Now you would think that since I started again I'd lose the weight? Nope.. ain't happening. All 20 lbs is still there.
10. What is one thing in your kitchen you have too many/too much of? Bowls. Like plastic bowls... the storage kind? Need a certain size, color? I've got it.
11. Ever had a colon cleansing?
Nope and I prefer it dirty, thank you.

Dryer sheets, Octomom, roses, puppies, oh my!

My week is all screwed up now. It's Thursday, right? I don't know anymore because I woke up with the husband still in bed and he just left 5 minutes ago ... it's 6:40 now. If he was going to work, he's out the door way before this. He's not going to work today... or tomorrow.... he's on the road headed northeast to go join up with a bunch of his snowmobiling buddies to spend a 4 day weekend talking smart, drinking and maybe snowmobiling. Sucky thing is, we are in a winter storm warning today and he's driving with it. And I have to shovel the driveway myself.

Anyway, since it's Thursday, it's time for my Thursday Thunk answers. I sure wish Kimber would hurry up and get back online because she's long overdue for her turn. I'm sick of coming up with questions.... I'm running out of ideas. Next week it's going to end up being dumb questions like "whats your favorite color", which is actually one of the hardest questions I have ever had to answer. I don't have a favorite, I like all colors - except white. Especially on walls. Gotta have bright, make your eyes bleed colors on my walls. It makes me happy.

Anyway, read. Then go play yourself. Not play with yourself you sicko, just play the meme, ok?

This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by Berleen, the color white and the number 1734.

1. What kind of dryer sheets do you use?
I'm addicted to dryer sheets. I have Bounce, Snuggle and some generic brand. I use whatever I feel like smelling that day.

2. How many times a week do you eat out/order in?
About once a week on average. Either pizza or Subway or something along those lines.

3. What did you do the night of your high school graduation?
Went to my best friends' graduation party, which was a bust. She was pissed from the moment it was planned. She didn't want the party that night and she spent most of the night pissed off & crying because of it. A few of us stuck around because it was her party... I wasn't going to leave her there by herself.

4. So Octomom is rumored to have been offered a million bucks to do a porno. Would you do it for a million?
I wouldn't, but I wanna know who in God's green earth wants to see this woman in a porno anyway? She just had 8 babies in her belly - it's just can't be sexy.

5. If your child was born with an extra finger or toe, would you have it surgically removed?
It would depend where it was. If it wasn't "obvious" then maybe not. I'm not one for unnecessary anything.

6. What was the last movie you saw?
Changeling with Angelina Jolie. Holy crapola that was a good movie! I had NO IDEA of the storyline before I saw it.... I just knew it was about her kid being kidnapped and the cops trying to pass off another kid as hers. No idea it was a true story, much less about a serial killer, which is another one of my obsession.

7. I wanna buy you a dozen roses, what color should they be?
I don't want a dozen roses, I want rose bushes. Pink or white or yellow... doesn't matter. Red is overdone.

8. You are walking across the street, you are not quite half way when a speeding car comes... you have to run to get out of its way, which direction do you run?
I'd be a dumbass and run forward and probably get killed.

9. Tell us about a time when you were invited over somewhere and had the most awful time.
It was probably that graduation party... but just because it sucked watching her so miserable.

10. You open your front door and there is a box with a puppy in it... what do you do?

I pick it up and hug it and squeeze it and name him George. And then I keep him. Because the best pets are the ones who find you.

I think my goal for today is to make a new signature tag. I'm getting bored with the current one. Maybe I'll do that. I guess we'll find out tomorrow.

Toothpaste, ressurections, watermelons, chalk, pictures & more crap.

This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by Berleen, the color Barney Purple and the number 734.

1. What brand & flavor of toothpaste do you use?
Crest Whitening - Mint Splash
2. What is your earliest memory?
I think it's being in a store with my mom and losing her... then I found her, ran up to her and grabbed her leg, looked up and realized it wasn't my mom. Otherwise it's going in to take pictures with my 2 brothers & sister when I was 3 or 4. I remember the sweater I was wearing was itching.
3. Hot Dogs or Hamburgers?
Hot Dogs. Covered in onions.
4. If you could bring any one famous person back to life, who would it be?
I'm stealing this answer from CntryMomma because she had the best answer ever. She broke the rules, but I'm allowing it. She said Johnny & June Cash. You can't just bring back one of them because they couldn't live without each other.
5. What is one thing we would always find in your fridge... what one thing would we never find?
Always a bottle of Quik Chocolate Syrup. Never find caviar.
6. Did you have to go and look for the answer of #1?
Yes I did! LOL I knew it was Crest, but I couldn't remember the flavor.
7. What don't watermelons grow on trees?
Because people could get seriously injured walking underneath them.
8. What is something that you own that you should probably just throw in the trash, but you never will?
My baby blanket
9. I push you into a room and lock the door. I leave you there for 6 hours. The walls are chalkboards and in the middle of the room there is a box of colored chalk. What will be written/drawn on the walls when I let you out?
flowers, horses, ducks and an 80's type hairband dude because they are all I know how to draw.
10. When was the last time you changed the oil on your car?
You have to ask the husband. I don't change my oil.
11. In your extended family, who has been married the longest?
Jason's grandparents were married like 60some years, but they don't count because Grandpa is gone. My dad & stepmom have been married 28 years so I'm going with that.
12. Name one thing that is so normal to you now that someone who was your age 50 years ago would think was abnormal.
having friends who I've never met face to face
13. Have you ever wanted someone or something so bad that it hurt?
a few things actually. A few I just never got or had to let go. Some I got. Not telling if they were people or things ;)
14. What do you dip your french fries in?
Mayo
15. What was the last picture that you took?
Demon #1... I had to take a "before" pictuer because tomorrow (Thursday) she is getting her braces off. Stay tuned for the after pictures!

Blogs Hunting Volcanos While Dealing With Angry Celebs Eating Pickles And Much More!

Wow I suck. I haven't blogged for a week. A whole fricken week. Nevermind the fact that there really wasn't anything to blog about, but is there ever really?

Although, I just read that they found a fossil of a snake that was big enough to eat a cow and probably ate crocs for snacks. Thats a big damn snake! Could you imagine that mofo coming after you in a field? I'd crap my pants.

So it's Thursday... ok, I lied. It's Wednesday. Night. But I'm posting this for tomorrow, but I'm publishing it today. None of that made any sense, did it? Well it'd be awful silly for me not to do the meme I do with Kimber. I got out of doing it this week, because it was Kimber's turn. So if you play and you think the questions suck, don't blame me - I didn't do it.

Onto the good stuf.

This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by Kimber, the color Red and the number 82.

1. What is one of your favorite blogs to read? Why is it your favorite?

• Kimber & Melissa's. Because they are my best friends and sometimes thats the only way I know how things are going on thier lives. And as I was getting the link to Melissa's blog I just realized she had a baby a month ago! Holy shit! What a way to find out about my best friend's baby!!!! How rude!
  

2. Have you ever been hunting?

• Yeah, you got a problem with that? I hunted squirrels and deer. Never shot a thing though.
  

3. Do you live near any active volcanos?

• Not that I'm aware of.
  

4. If VH1 came out with a new reality show called Celebrity Anger Management, who would you most like to see on the show?

• Depends. Who's on it?
  

5. Would you drink horse's milk if offered?

• My initial thought is FRICKEN GROSS ARE YOU KIDDING ME???? But then again, if I never had cows milk I'd probably feel the same way.
  

6. Do you buy pickles? If so, what do you do with the juice after all the pickles are gone?

• Drink it. Doesn't everyone?
  

7. Do you have a myspace or Facebook account?

• Both, but I only use Facebook. Religiously. Addiction-type behavior.
  

8. Facial hair on men, yea or nay?

• Have you met my husband? What do you think?
  

9. Do you know anyone personally who is stockpiling stuff for WWIII or a date they think will be the end of the world (i.e. 12/2012)?

• No. Are there people out there who are?
  

10. Have you downloaded Skype and use it?

• Yes and yes. Would you like to add me?? Today I found out my webcam can make me look like I'm an alien.
  

11. Have you ever been stuck by cacti?

• Yes.
  

12. Do you still have packed boxes from your last move you have yet to unpack? If so, how long have they been there?

• Nope... that was 10 years ago. If there is some, they should be thrown out without looking at the contents because obviously I haven't needed any of it.
  

13. Ever have a toxic friend you had to break ties with to save your sanity?

• Two of them, different times in my life. I breathe much easier without the toxins in my body.
  

FYI: Yes... I knew Missy had her baby! I was there the day after!!!!!!!

Alone, video games, food, windows, garages & mental disorders

This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by Berleen, the color purple and the number 6.

1. Have you ever felt alone, but yet there are people around you?
Yep, quite a bit, actually, and it's probably one of the strangest feelings.
2. Do you have any video game consoles? Which ones?
We have a Wii and an XBox.
3. Do you freak out at food warnings/outbreaks, such as the recent peanut butter salmonella scare?
Usually not, but a bag of Walmarts PBCups sat in my cupboard for 3 days after I bought it... I couldn't believe I was afraid to eat them. I got a stomach ache from them too, but it was just because I ate 1/2 the bag at one sitting.
4. What color/pattern is your beds' comforter/bedspread?
A real pretty blue.... kinda the same blue color in the ocean of that window picture. It's faded, has some muddy dog print stains and a few holes.
5. How many windows do you have in your house?
13 ... thats not good
6. Name six things that are in your bathroom.
hair dryer, contact lens case, rugs, a trapdoor into the cubby hole under the bathroom, girly monthly items and air freshner.
7. How big is your garage? Should it be bigger?
it's a 2 car garage + some room. It's never big enough.
8. Got your taxes done yet?
Nope. Still waiting on stuff.
9. Think of a mental disorder..... why did you think of that particular one?
Social Phobia... because it's near & dear to my heart.

Tats, blogs, swimming in your favorite shirt and Oh so much more!

1. Obama tattoos. What do you think of people who got one?

• I think they are pretty stupid. What if the dude turns out to be another Bush or Nixon?
  

2. How many blogs do you read a day, and do you always comment?

• 5-10, depends on the day. There are 4 that I go to each day regardless. Do I always comment? No. I am awful that way. I guess I should. I'm a loser.
  

3. Do you know to swim?

• I know how to, I just don't like to. It's that submersion in water thing that I have.
  

4. Describe your favorite shirt.

• It's a grey sweatshirt that says "Luminol ruined my whole plan".
  

5. What is one thing that is ALWAYS on your grocery list? Extra points for imagination and creativity.

• Peanut Butter Cups. Not very creative, but truthfull.
  

6. Have you ever done any acting?

• Just to my parents when I was a kid. And a cop once - maybe I should have pursued acting... if you can convince a cop you aren't drunk and that nobody drank in your house even though there was a counter full of empty bottles... you should win an award. I should have.
  

7. I just made a delicious smelling dinner with mystery meat. Will you have some?

• as long as all your pets and kids are still in the house where I can see them I don't care.
  

8. If you are driving in the rain and you see a person walking along the road, do you intentionally try to splash them?

• Depends on who they are. My kids? You bet your ass I do.
  

9. Yearbooks- do you still have any from school?

• Yeah, all of them. Does that make me a nerd?
  

10. What kind of shampoo do you use?

• I go between Suave, Pantene and Dove. Depends on my mood.
  

11. And just to counter Ber's first question from last week.... What's the hottest temps you have experienced?

• Probably 105 or so. But it's the humidity that'll kill ya....
  

Thursday Thunks... it's what we do on Thursdays.... Now go get your butt over there and play with us....

Temps, awards, Bud, tabs, Vicks, bugs and a bunch of other crap

This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by Berleen, the color green and the number 1256.
1. Whats the coldest temps you've experienced? Well, right now it's -30 outside. Schools finally closed for the first time this year because of the cold. It's pushing -50 windchills out there too. This is probably the coldest, or close to... but I know I've been in this weather before. I live in Minnesota for Gods sake! It's about time we get some real weather.
2. Whats for dinner tonight? Something with venison hamburger. Maybe spaghetti or something.
3. Would you consider this job in Australia? I would. I'm not ashamed to admit it. I should apply, whats it hurt, right?
4. What was your favorite subject in high school? Composition/Creative Writing or Psychology.
5. How many hours a day is your tv on? During the week, about 6. Weekends, about 15.
6. Have you ever received an award? I don't remember ever receiving an award.
7. Whats your mousepad look like? It has "Perfectly Imperfect" printed on it.
8. Do you think Bud should do the Thursday Thunk meme? Yeah, I really think he should. I mean... it's Thursday - what else does he have to do today?
9. How many browser tabs do you have open right now? This one, the ThursdayThunk one and Facebook.
10. If you are a parent, have you or did you ever put Vicks VapoRub on your children under the age of 2? Yes I did and I don't understand why it suddenly doesn't work.
11. If you had to pick one insect to infest your house for 1 day and after that day they would just suddenly vanish, which insect infestation would you pick? Butterflies!!!
12. What color is your underwear that you are wearing right at this moment? Yellow SpongeBob SquarePants ones with blue stitching.
13. What was the last think you watched on tv? Our local FoxNews last night.
14. What are your plans for the 4th of July this year? What day of the week is it on? Who seriously came up with this stupid question? I'll probably be out at the lake.... in 80 or 90 degree weather.....
15. Tell us about one absolutely wonderful thing that happened to you as a teenager and every time you think of it, it brings a smile to your face. It's not really one thing at one certain time, it's all the times that I spent just hanging out at my house with my friends. One group in particular - it was a bunch of guys that were quite a few years younger than I was, the "bad kids" of town. I guess I sorta took them under my wing. One summer in particular I don't know how many games of 500 we played, but we played day after day after day on my living room floor. To get those days back again.... I really miss those boys. One of them found me on Facebook recently... it's nice to know at least one of them is doing ok and not in prision.
16. What product could you sell someone based on your love for it? Sams Choice Peanut Butter Cups!