I'll get over it soon, but I just need to let this out.
Slept like shit last night. Dog took over most of the bed and I couldn't push her out of the way because I was afraid I'd push where her stitches are, so I was a nice mama and let her be comfortable.
Stupid dog. I get up this morning to find that she tore off the bandages on her paws even though she has the cone on. Two stitches are chewed out. Bandages are nowhere to be found.
I bet they are digesting.
Stupid dog. She rings the bell... I put her out.
I get up, make coffee and go to the computer.
Dog wants back in.
Go back to the coffee maker and the fricken thing didn't make any coffee!!!!!!
Turn it off, turn it back on... have to wait for my coffee again.
Stupid machine. Dog rings the bell again to go out. I put her out.
She wants back in.
Stupid dog. I start waking up the demon spawns from the devil himself. It took 1/2 hour to wake up #1, 45 minutes to wake up #2.
Stupid... ok, I won't say that. Dog rings the bell again to go out. I put her out.
She wants back in.
Stupid dog. Demons get up, start getting ready. Well, they only have 15 fricken minutes until the bus comes and they know I won't drive their sorry asses to school. As Demon #2 is walking through the kitchen I hold out her pill container to give her her pills and say "here Bear, take your pills"... she walks right by me and doesn't say a word.
She proceeds to put her shoes on and I'm chewing her ass for not acknowledging the fact that I spoke words to her.
.... can I say it yet? Dog rings the bell again to go out. I put her out.
She wants back in.
Stupid dog. Demon takes the pills and goes outside.
I go upstairs and both demons left their bedroom lights on!
I really, really want to say it.......
