a StraitJacket & a Padded Room

Welcome to the August 13th version of Thursday Thunks!
(which we always seem to post on Wednesday)
Where we make you think a little bit before you blog!
This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by Berleen, the number ziltch and the color of spider webs.

1. Your thoughts on hunting?
I think if my husband doesn't get a deer this year, I'm gonna be pissed. We're out of venison and it sucks.

2. Swine Flu vaccine... will you get it?
Nope. Don't get the flu shot anyway. A few years ago there wasn't enough to go around and I decided then that I wouldn't ever get one. Too many people get it that don't need it - use your good old fashioned immune system to fight the flu off.

3. What is one job/profession that you think there are just too many of?
There are so many... lawyers, for one... how many lawyers does one town need exaclty?

4. I want to go on a diet, what advice will you offer me?
Don't stress about it, first & foremost. Don't do fad diets. Get off your ass and exercise is the main thing.

5. You are going out on a date with someone for the very first time. When you get into their car, you see a box of condoms on the floor. What do you do?
Hold them up and say "you planning on something or what?"

6. Name something in your bathroom that shouldn't be there.
Ok I went and looked. I found a screwdriver. Not sure why it's there, but I left it there. Maybe I'll need it someday.

7. What was your Kindergarten teacher like?
Don't really remember.

8. What kind of oil do you use when you cook?
Whatever I buy. Right now it's just plain veggie oil.

9. If someone takes an unflattering picture of you and posts it online, do you beg them to take it down or do you laugh at yourself with everyone else?
I think every picture of me is unflattering, so I just let 'em post it.

10. What brand of dishwashing soap do you use?
Dawn. I won't buy anything else. Been there, done that.