Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Eating Grapes in the Rain

The TT questions are brought to you by Berleen, the color of April Showers and the number 93888..

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1. If all the world is a stage, where are the audience sitting?
*I would think the audience would be the people sitting up in the space station...

2. Taken from InsanityCafe Forums: If ghosts exist and are around us now, what happens if all life on Earth is destroyed? Would ghosts remain or also be destroyed? If ghosts are energy and energy on the planet is destroyed, wouldn't it destroy ghosts?
I don't think ghosts are energy, I think they are dead people's souls and I don't think souls can die so I guess they would be out floating around in space.

3. How do you know you live in the real world?
Because I have to make an appointment with a tax accountant every year...

4. What the best/worst April Fools Day joke that has ever been played on you? Same question for one that you have played on someone else.
I told all my members over at IC Forums that I was shutting the board down. Took 1/2 the day before someone realized the date....

5. If you could pick the last year of your life, which would you pick and why?
2097. Because I always said I wanted to live to be 125.

6. April showers bring May flowers. Have you ever been stuck in a rainstorm?
Of course!

7. Grapes. Green or red/purple? Seeded or seedless?
Any. I like grapes.

8. Someone knocks at your door asking where your neighbor lives, calling your neighbor by name, do you point them in the right direction?
Depends if they are carrying a butcher knife or not.

9. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

10. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Going out to my car to go visit my daddy

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Locking the Dead In

The TT questions are brought to you by Berleen, the color of falling snow and the number four thousand eight hundred seventy three..

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sday Thunks on Facebook via the InsanityCafe fanpage. Please "like" us there to get your TT reminder!

1. Would you try a dog food flavored jelly bean? What about skunk spray or vomit flavored?
Ok I'll be different... I wanna try them. I"d rather try one than a bug anyway.

2. Are any keys on your keyboard worn off?
Not yet

3. Why are the lids on coffins nail/locked/sealed? Are we afraid they are going to get out?
I think they are because the living are
afraid. Afraid of what, I don't know. Even if it wasn't nailed down, do you think they can actually push it open with 6 feet of ground on top of the lid?

4. True love. Define it.
The butterfly feeling when you think of it.

5. Where is the strangest place you are ever fallen asleep?
In a car... because for some reason cars put me to sleep instantly. Well, at least riding in them. I have never fallen asleep driving.

6. A doctor walks up to you and says "I will change anything you want... big or small... doesn't matter how much it costs, I'll do it for free!". What do you have him fix or change on your body?
Get rid of the moles on my back!

7. The last picture you took - share it. Well, if it's not something we would probably find in Bud's recent photos.
Took a pic of the hubby because I shaved his head/face. It's spring, afterall.

8. Blue or black ink. Your preference?
Blue. It's pretty.

9. You are walking down the sidewalk on a city street and you see a little girl, about 3 or 4 years old, she asks you if you can tie her shoe for her. What do you do?
This question actually came from a real life situation. My niece was 3 years old and wandered away from her house and started walking to her daycare (which was about 2 miles away). She walked down Main Street and passed a bar and asked one of the people on the sidewalk to tie her shoe for her. Once she was found and she told us that someone helped her tie her shoe we all wondered why whoever did that didn't question and do something about the fact that a 3 year old was walking down the street alone!

10. What channel numbers are ABC, NBC, CBS and FOX for you?
ABC - 5, NBC - 11, CBS - 4, FOX - 9

11. Did/do you have any marriage deal breakers?
Hit me, you're gone. No strike 2 or 3. You lay an angry hand on me and I walk.

Have a great day. Or not. See you next Thursday.

Saturday, March 19, 2011

The 5000 Question Meme, Part One

Cheers to all of us thieves!

1. Who are you?
I'm me, who are you?

2. What are the 3 most important things everyone should know about you?
Is this as in you might buy me a present? I love chocolate, leopard print and Mel Gibson movies.

3. When you aren't memes like this one what are you doing?
But I'm not a meme?

4. List your classes in school from the ones you like the most to the ones you like the least (or if you are out of school, think of the classes you did like and didn't like at the time).
Are you serious? Do you know how many classes an average person takes in high school? For cripes sakes. I liked Psychology and I hated Math, lets just go with that - you can fill in the middle however you want.

5. What is your biggest goal for this year?
to make it to the end.

6. Where do you want to be in 5 years?
Not 43, thats for sure, but I don't think I can change that.

7. What stage of life are you in right now?
This one.

8. Are you more child-like or childish?

9. What is the last thing you said out loud?
"That sucks"

10. What song comes closest to how you feel about your life right now?
Brown Chicken, Brown Cow

11. Have you ever taken martial arts classes?
No, should I?

12. Does your life tend to get better or worse or does it just stay the same?
Whats with wanting to know all about my life?

13. Does time really heal all wounds?
Heal, no. Make feel better, yes.

14. How do you handle a rainy day?
Carry an umbrella.

15. Which is worse...losing your luggage or having to sort out tangled holiday lights?
The lights. I just throw them out.

16. How is (or was) your relationship with your parents?
Love & hate.

17. Do you tend to be aware of what is going on around you?
Not really. I'm sorta clueless.

18. What is the truest thing that you know?
That if I hold my breath I turn a funny blue color.

19. What did you want to be when you grew up?
a grown up

20. Have you ever been given a second chance?
Yep, and then some.

21. Are you more of a giver or a taker?
Giver... didn't I tell you I bought my husband a Harley for his birthday? Damn spoiled brat.

22. Do you make your decisions with an open heart/mind?
Yep. (and yes I answered that right)

23. What is the most physically painful thing that has ever happened to you?
The husband breaking up with me in high school. No shit, I'm not kidding. I'd rather have my arm torn off or have triplets without drugs than to go through that pain again.

24. What is the most emotionally painful thing that has ever happened to you?
You would think I'd say "see above" but for this I'd have to say times in high school... you know that teenage drama shit when you think your life is over? Yeah, thats my answer.

25. Who have you hugged today?
Nobody yet. But the day is only half over.

Thursday, March 17, 2011

FREE: one cute cat.

FREE: one cute cat. Has asthma, chronic respiratory problems, constantly has a snotty nose and will sneeze the boogers all over walls and you and sometimes in your food. In the middle of the sneeze will fart and you will be forced to leave the room.
Constant energy, gets into everything and is afraid of nothing. Will help you clean the house by jumping on brooms, vacuums and rags as you are using them. Will knock toasters off the counter, forcing you to clean the breadcrumbs out, which once you realize how many breadcrumbs were hidden you might thank him for saving your house from an unnecessary fire. You CANNOT have glass items or any other breakable items anywhere in your home unless they are bolted to the ceiling, but even then it might be iffy.
Loves to be in the garage and will help you lose nuts, bolts and even small tools. Will sit on your shoulder while wrenching on things whether you want him to or not.
Terrorizes other cats and dogs well, whether they want him to or not. But in a matter of seconds will turn and cuddle with them and keep them clean.
Talks to you, well more like talks back. Doesn't take no for an answer.
Within a week you will regret taking him and will find yourself putting your own "Free Cat" ad out. You might even pay for someone to take him.

You might remember Bastian, I blogged about him a year ago. OMG It's been a year. This cute little 2.3 lb cat that we felt the need to save has turned into an 8lb TERROR! He is constantly known as "YOUR cat" when the husband is around. The husband is blamed for brining him home. But the stupid cat has a home forever here. There's no way anyone could pry him from our lives. Stupid cat.

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Pass the paste, please

The TT questions are brought to you by Berleen, the color of melting snow and the number 456..
1. There is a song out there about you... it's on the radio, the video is on tv (just not MTV) and everybody in the world knows this song is about you. Who sings it?
Johnny Cash... if that is what it would take to have him back.

4. Have you ever sneaked..snuck...snucked...what is the right word? into a movie?
Nope, and I still don't know the right word! I say SNUCK!

3. Déjà vu; meaning "already seen", is the experience of feeling sure that one has already witnessed or experienced a current situation, even though the exact circumstances of the previous encounter are uncertain and were perhaps imagined. Thoughts on what it is? Have you experienced it?
Its one of those things that freak the hell outta me...

2. Stick it to me, baby. What is the last bumper sticker you saw and why do you remember it?

10. Ever wonder what fish think about?
Yes I do actually! And for all of you who think they only have a 3 second memory - they don't! They actually have long memories, although I still can't figure out how anyone know either way.

8. If you could paint President Obama's fingernails any color, what would it be?
Black... just because.

7. Do you have seat covers on your car seats? What do they look like?
No, but I saw some leopard print ones the other day that I want.

6. For the rest of your life you can eat one spice and one spice only (on whatever food you want, of course), what spice do you choose?
Seasoning Salt

9. If you could slide down a rainbow, which side would you slide down?
the shortest... I don't like heights.

5. So a mom is suing her kids' preschool because it failed to prepare the child for the kindergarten entrance exam... did you eat paste in preschool?
Nope I didn't.

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Sunday Stealing: The Burnt Toast Meme, Part Two

Cheers to all of us thieves!

17. Who would you like to show up at your door to say they love you?
Anybody.. you can never hear it enough.

18. Last furry thing you touched?
Trying to think of the last cat I touched... it was either when I petted Oliver or when I lifted Serena up to the sink for her morning water. It's early and this time switch is stupid so I don't remember which order I did anything this morning.

19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
Caffeine, Nicotine and Acetaminophen

20. Do you miss film or does digital work for you?
Don't miss it at all.

21. Favorite ag
e you have been so far?
21. I had Demon #1, the husband & I were starting the family thing
and it was nice.

22. Your worst enemy?

23. What is your current desktop picture?
Found it while trying to find a new idea for a tattoo

24. What was the last thing you said that was funny?
Everything I say is funny.

25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be?
Gimme the money.... I like my feet on the ground. Besides I'd probably fly into a bird or something.

26. Who can't you say “no” to?
My dad. Damn guy.

27. The last song you bought or downloaded?
Trace Adkins new CD

28. What time of day were you born?
9:44 am

29. What’s your favorite number? Why?
42. I have absolutely no idea why.

30. Where did you live in 1987?
Which part? Half of the year I lived with my sister, the other half with my parents. Next year, same story.

31. Are you jealous of anyone?
Anybody who gets to see Kimber or Melissa at any time other than when I'm seeing them.

32. Is anyone jealous of you?
I don't know.... I have no idea why they would be.

33. It's been almost a decade. Where were you when 9/11 happened?
In my kitchen.

Saturday, March 05, 2011

Honey? NO!

I have to keep reminding the husband that his Harley cannot - and will not - turn into the same type of addiction that his snowmobiles did. Snowmobiles might be just like potato chips, but Harleys are not.

Friday, March 04, 2011

German Shepards

I played with two German Shepards today... reminds me of why I love those dogs. They just have a different feel; their nose, their ears, even their fur. There is just something about them.

I wonder if I wish hard enough if Saki will turn into one?

Wednesday, March 02, 2011

Whoopi Goldberg has no eyebrows and it bothers me

Hi and welcome to Wednesday Wickedness! We are like other memes in that we will ask you ten questions each and every Wednesday. But our little "twist" is that each week we will pick a famous person and pick ten of their quotes. Each of our questions will be based on the quotes. Got it? Great! Let's begin this week's meme!

Today we picked Whoopi Goldberg. Here's Wednesday Wickedness!

1. An actress can only play a woman. I'm an actor, I can play anything.
If you could experience any life form that was not a human of your sex, what would you pick and why?
A tiger. Just because I would like to tear the flesh off of a few people.
2. For some reason, all artists have self-esteem issues.
Do you have any self esteem issues? Do tell. (Since we all do.)
I do. I'll openly admit it. But I do agree that everyone does at some level. Those that don't are looked at as vain and kind of a holier than thou type.
3. I am the American Dream. I am the epitome of what the American Dream basically said. It said, you could come from anywhere and be anything you want in this country. That's exactly what I've done.
Do you believe in the American Dream or has it passed through time?
Yikes. Ok. I think there is an American dream, but I think it's become messed up. I think the Americans that stand on this ground now are getting pushed aside for those who want what we have. I just want to know why these people from India can come over with no money in their pockets and within 10 years own hotels and drive cars that are worth more than my house. Please explain THAT to me.
4. I don't have pet peeves, I have whole kennels of irritation.
It's been asked before, probably weekly, but what's irritating you today?
People. People who hold grudges, to be exact. It's not worth it.
5. I don't look like Halle Berry. But chances are, she's going to end up looking like me.
What do you think you'll end up looking like? (A picture would help.)
A sexy hot grandma, thats what I'll be! How can I post a future picture? Thats just silly.
6. I grew up in a time when it would never have occurred to anyone to tell me there was anything I couldn't do.
Has anyone told you that you could not do something?
The husband told me I can't have a new puppy.
7. I want Carl Sagan to explain the sky to me.
Is there anybody dead that you'd like to talk to?
My mom.
8. If every American donated five hours a week, it would equal the labor of 20 million full-time volunteers.
Have you ever done volunteer work?
Not anything to really speak of...
9. It's being willing to walk away that gives you strength and power - if you're willing to accept the consequences of doing what you want to do.
Have you ever walked away from a job and regretted it?
Nope. There's a reason I walked away from the one I did and I haven't looked back since.
10. Normal is in the eye of the beholder.
Are you normal? Explain
LOL Thats funny shit right there

Tuesday, March 01, 2011

I Rock

Yeah, I pretty much rock as a wife. After 38 years, the husband finally owns a Harley and it's all thanks to me. I bought it from a friend of ours... made the deal last summer and the husband didn't find out about it until last month. He's a pretty happy hubby, thats for sure.

It's a 1990 Springer Softail with only a little over 20k on it. Our friend just didn't ride it much, which turns out good for us.

Now if this stupid snow would just melt so we could actually go out riding!

Oh... and I baked him his favorite pie, lemon meringue. Because a Harley
just isn't enough for presents, I guess. I only attempt this pie once a year. They aren't that hard to make, but they suck.

In other news... found more lumps on my Serena Rosabella's tummy yesterday. She had some a few years ago that we had removed and it turned out NOT to be cancer, which was suprising because something like 95% of mammary lumps are cancerous. We got lucky. Hopefully we get lucky this time around too. She's 11 years old now and still my baby. She's a little princess who knows full well she's a princess.