Wednesday, May 06, 2009

Why oh why, people? Watermelons, doorbells and stuffs.

This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by Berleen & Kimber via Skype, the color cranberry (is that a color?) and the number 1,999,784,926,901.

1. Why the heck did you come back this week to do this meme?
because Kimber reminded me that I had to do it the meme questions this week and I figured I better answer them, too.

2. Ever whiten your teeth?
Nope. Doesn't pay. I just stain them with coffee & cigs again

3. Do you drive the speed limit?
Usually not. Not always on purpose though. I used to be really bad... 90mph was a comfortable speed for me. Damn Nova.

4. Did the dog eat your homework?
Nope. The cat did.

5. How many bites does it take to get to the center of a watermelon?
ask my kids. They can inhale an entire watermelon in 2 seconds flat.

6. Did you eat paint chips as a child?
I think I did. It would explain many things.

7. If someone rang your doorbell/knocked on your door at 1am, would you answer it?
No, I'd have my husband do it.

8. "Amazingly Smooth" makes you think of what?
Dr Pepper - where do you think I got it from?

9. What was the last stupid thing someone said to you? (not counting this meme's questions)
My brother & sister in law laughed at me when I told them I had a lot of work to this week. They followed the laugh with, "you don't work". Yeah ok. Wanna tell me why I paid so fricken much into the IRS this year?

10. Would you eat a stick of butter for $100?
I dunno. It's tempting. $100 is $100 but a stick of butter seems like it would give a person a tummy ache and I hate those.

11. Find the nearest fabric tab, not counting your clothing you are wearing. What does it say the object is made of and where was it made?
100% cotton exclusive of decoration. Whatever that means. It was made in China

12. What is the strangest name you've ever heard someone name their child (or a person you met... however you want to answer it)?
It's not Wednesday Zella, believe it or not. My answer is Berleen. I'd rather live with the name Wednesday. At least the explanation is quicker and makes more sense.

13. Why is some toilet paper really soft and others are really hard?
Because Mom tried to save a buck. (this question was from Demon #2)