Friday, February 27, 2009

Is this my life?

I'm sitting here in confusion, but I must write this down. I'm not sure if this is really my life or if I've replaced lives with my perfect one that lives in my dreams.

Demon #2 comes home from school and I ask how her day went.

"Good, what are we having for supper?" Typical question from this kid, honestly.

"I don't know, I have to go to the store but I can't get out of the driveway because you guys didn't shovel the very end."

"I'll do it when I'm done" (by now she was in the bathroom)

She gets out of the bathroom, proceeds to tell Demon #1, who has gotten home by then, that they have to go shovel the rest of the driveway. Demon #1 protests. Demon #2 says "I'll do it myself".

She goes out and shovels. She leaves about 5 minutes worth of shoveling for Demon #1 and comes in. Demon #1 goes out (because I made her.... thats not the perfect dream, though... come on, no dream is perfect).

I ask Demon #2 if she wants to go with me to the store. "Sure". She never wants to go with me. We go to the store. I have to buy a scrub brush and she sees a toilet brush. She wants to buy one. Just happens I broke ours today cleaning the shower (don't ask). "I'll clean the toilet if you let me get it".


So we buy it. We also buy enough other crap to fill 4 grocery bags.

We get home and she takes the 12 pack of pop and both gallons of milk out of the car. I bring in 2 grocery bags. I go back out into the garage and she's struggling with her load, so I grab the gallon of milk from her and set it on the steps. She puts the pop in the garage fridge. I go to the car and grab the other 2 bags. She walks up behind me, grabs both bags from me and heads towards the steps... grabs the gallon of milk on her way in. Yes, she had the 1st gallon of milk still in her hands, plus the 2 grocery bags.

I'm scared at this point. We are talking adrenaline rush.

She helps me put the groceries away, grabs the toilet brush and says "ok how do I use this thing?". She goes in the bathroom and proceeds to clean the toilet.

Then says; "this is fun!".

I don't think this is my life.... but I like this one. Don't give me my old one back.

And please tell me blogging this didn't jinx me.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Vote for the new one.

So Bud had this idea that I should throw some ideas up and have you, my loyal wonderful readers, vote on what I should use as my new siggy tag. He said 5, but I am doing 4... just to be rebellious and not follow directions.

So here we go.


Vote over there ------>

Dryer sheets, Octomom, roses, puppies, oh my!

My week is all screwed up now. It's Thursday, right? I don't know anymore because I woke up with the husband still in bed and he just left 5 minutes ago ... it's 6:40 now. If he was going to work, he's out the door way before this. He's not going to work today... or tomorrow.... he's on the road headed northeast to go join up with a bunch of his snowmobiling buddies to spend a 4 day weekend talking smart, drinking and maybe snowmobiling. Sucky thing is, we are in a winter storm warning today and he's driving with it. And I have to shovel the driveway myself.

Anyway, since it's Thursday, it's time for my Thursday Thunk answers. I sure wish Kimber would hurry up and get back online because she's long overdue for her turn. I'm sick of coming up with questions.... I'm running out of ideas. Next week it's going to end up being dumb questions like "whats your favorite color", which is actually one of the hardest questions I have ever had to answer. I don't have a favorite, I like all colors - except white. Especially on walls. Gotta have bright, make your eyes bleed colors on my walls. It makes me happy.

Anyway, read. Then go play yourself. Not play with yourself you sicko, just play the meme, ok?

This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by Berleen, the color white and the number 1734.

1. What kind of dryer sheets do you use?
I'm addicted to dryer sheets. I have Bounce, Snuggle and some generic brand. I use whatever I feel like smelling that day.

2. How many times a week do you eat out/order in?
About once a week on average. Either pizza or Subway or something along those lines.

3. What did you do the night of your high school graduation?
Went to my best friends' graduation party, which was a bust. She was pissed from the moment it was planned. She didn't want the party that night and she spent most of the night pissed off & crying because of it. A few of us stuck around because it was her party... I wasn't going to leave her there by herself.

4. So Octomom is rumored to have been offered a million bucks to do a porno. Would you do it for a million?
I wouldn't, but I wanna know who in God's green earth wants to see this woman in a porno anyway? She just had 8 babies in her belly - it's just can't be sexy.

5. If your child was born with an extra finger or toe, would you have it surgically removed?
It would depend where it was. If it wasn't "obvious" then maybe not. I'm not one for unnecessary anything.

6. What was the last movie you saw?
Changeling with Angelina Jolie. Holy crapola that was a good movie! I had NO IDEA of the storyline before I saw it.... I just knew it was about her kid being kidnapped and the cops trying to pass off another kid as hers. No idea it was a true story, much less about a serial killer, which is another one of my obsession.

7. I wanna buy you a dozen roses, what color should they be?
I don't want a dozen roses, I want rose bushes. Pink or white or yellow... doesn't matter. Red is overdone.

8. You are walking across the street, you are not quite half way when a speeding car comes... you have to run to get out of its way, which direction do you run?
I'd be a dumbass and run forward and probably get killed.

9. Tell us about a time when you were invited over somewhere and had the most awful time.
It was probably that graduation party... but just because it sucked watching her so miserable.

10. You open your front door and there is a box with a puppy in it... what do you do?
I pick it up and hug it and squeeze it and name him George. And then I keep him. Because the best pets are the ones who find you.

I think my goal for today is to make a new signature tag. I'm getting bored with the current one. Maybe I'll do that. I guess we'll find out tomorrow.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

12 Year Old - Interview by Demon #2

1. What is something mom always says to you?
"get up it's time for school".
2. What makes mom happy?
"peanut butter cups".
3. What makes mom sad?
"peanut butter salmonella outbreaks".
4. How does your mom make you laugh?
"making me do this interview"
5. What was your mom like as a child?

"well behaved".
6. How old is your mom?
"like 37... no 35... no 36".
7. How tall is your mom?
"like 5'3" something like that".
8. What is her favorite thing to do?
"sit on the computer, make designs, play games and eat peanut butter cups".
9. What does your mom do when you're not around?

"do what you do while I am here"
10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
"the largest peanut butter cup".
11. What is your mom really good at?
"making designs".
12. What is your mom not very good at?
"everything else". 13. What does your mom do for a job?"
"sit on the computer all day and make designs"
14.What is your mom's favorite food?
"peanut butter cups"
15. What makes you proud of your mom?

"you make stuff that makes lots of money"
16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?

"Big the Cat"
"cuz he's always happy"
17. What do you and your mom do together?
18. How are you and your mom the same?
"we both like Sonic video games"
19. How are you and your mom different?
"I can sit and play video games all day and you can't"
20. How do you know your mom loves you?
"you feed me"
21. What does your mom like most about your dad?
"he earns a lot of money"
22. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?
"grandpas house"

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

14 year old interview...Demon #1 answers the questions

1. What is something mom always says to you?
"Yabbutts live in the woods".`
2. What makes mom happy?
"peanut butter cups".
3. What makes mom sad?
"when you are out of coffee".
4. How does your mom make you laugh?
"making me do this interview"
5. What was your mom like as a child?
"I wasn't alive when you were a child, but you were probably geeky".
6. How old is your mom?
"36, 37 I don't know".
7. How tall is your mom?
"like 5'5"". (she's right)
8. What is her favorite thing to do?
"eat peanut butter cups and post on blogs".
9. What does your mom do when you're not around?
"go to Grandpas"
10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
"Pictures of random food".
11. What is your mom really good at?
"taking pictures of food".
12. What is your mom not very good at?
"Guitar Hero".

13. What does your mom do for a job?"

"make tshirt designs"
14.What is your mom's favorite food?
"peanut butter cups"
15. What makes you proud of your mom?
"you tell people to do random stuff"
16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
"Minnie Mouse"
"cause you like Mickey Mouse"
17. What do you and your mom do together?
"watch tv"
18. How are you and your mom the same?
"um... don't put um.... we both like Lucky Charms and CSI"
19. How are you and your mom different?
"you're old and I'm not"
20. How do you know your mom loves you?
"you let me sit on the computer for like 8 hours a day and you let me eat your Lucky Charms" (she does NOT sit on the computer 8 hours a day)
21. What does your mom like most about your dad?
" his beard "
22. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?
"nowhere because you don't like people"

Monday, February 23, 2009

What is my Mel doing?

I have stood behind my Mel on everything stupid he's ever done. I mean, a woman has to stand behind her man.

But WTF is this shit on his face?

Don't get my wrong, my love for him still runs deep, but he's really disappointing me on his facial hair decisions. This is one man who looks best clean shaven and you all know me and facial hair - I love it! But Mel Gibson looks best without it.

And even better without this crap.

If it's for a movie, which is rumored, I'll forgive him. If it's not, I'll forgive him anyway.

You have to watch the end though... go to about 9 minutes if you wanna skip it all.... it is funnier than hell!

Ok fuck it. I take that crap about facial hair back.... I just found this picture.
I'll be in my room.....

Manic Monday

What's one of the simple pleasures in your life?
This question can have so many answers. I'll have to say, though, that it's probably being out at the lake watching the demons fishing on the dock. It's quiet, peaceful and fun.
What do you like to snack on when you watch a movie?
A bowl of ice cream, but thats not something that a person can "snack" on. If you don't eat the stuff, it melts.
If you were a Survivor contestant, what would be your luxury item?
Does where I'm going have wireless? LOL I really don't know... maybe pictures of my kids? Can Saki be a luxury item? Hard question... I really don't have an answer that wouldn't be food or beverage related.

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Another Facebook List

1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No!
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and asks!

Kissed any one of your facebook friends? Yes.
Been arrested? No.
Kissed someone you didn't like? No.
Slept in until 5 PM? No.
Fallen asleep at work/school? No.
Held a snake? Yes.
Ran a red light? No.
Been suspended from school? No.
Totaled your car/motorbike in an accident? Yes.
Been fired from a job? Yes.
Sang karaoke? No.
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? No.
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Yes.
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes.
Kissed in the rain? Yes.
Sang in the shower? Yes.
Sat on a rooftop? Yes.
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? No.
Broken a bone? No.
Shaved your head? No.
Blacked out from drinking? No.
Played a prank on someone? Yes.
Felt like killing someone? Yes.
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? Yes.
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? No.
Been in a band? No.
Shot a gun? Yes.
Tripped on mushrooms? No.
Donated Blood? No.
Eaten alligator meat? No.
Eaten cheesecake? Yes.
Still love someone you shouldn't? Yes.
Think about the future? Yes.
Believe in love? Yes.
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? Yes.
Have any tattoos? Yes.
Have any body piercings? Yes.

I've seen 140...out of 239 films

SUPPOSEDLY if you've seen over 85 films, you have no life. Mark the ones you've seen. There are 239 films on this list.

(x)Rocky Horror Picture Show
(x) Grease
(x ) Pirates of the Caribbean
(x ) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest
( ) Boondock Saints
(x) Fight Club
( ) Starsky and Hutch
(x) Neverending Story
( ) Blazing Saddles
(x) Airplane
Total: 7

(x ) The Princess Bride
( ) Anchorman
(x) Napoleon Dynamite
(x ) Labyrinth
(x) Saw
(x) Saw II
(x ) White Noise
(x) White Oleander
( x) Anger Management
(x ) 50 First Dates
(x) The Princess Diaries
(x) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
Total so far: 18

(x) Scream
(x) Scream 2
(x) Scream 3
(x) Scary Movie
(x) Scary Movie 2
(x) Scary Movie 3
(x) Scary Movie 4
(x) American Pie
(x) American Pie 2
(x) American Wedding
( ) American Pie Band Camp
Total so far: 28

(x ) Harry Potter 1
( ) Harry Potter 2
( ) Harry Potter 3
( ) Harry Potter 4
(x ) Resident Evil 1
( ) Resident Evil 2
(x) The Wedding Singer
(x ) Little Black Book
(x) The Village
(x ) Lilo & Stitch
Total so far: 34

(x) Finding Nemo
(x ) Finding Neverland
(x) Signs
(x) The Grinch
(x) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
(x) Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
( x) White Chicks
( ) Butterfly Effect
( ) 13 Going on 30
( ) I, Robot
( ) Robots
Total so far: 41

( x) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
( ) Universal Soldier
(x ) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
( ) Along Came Polly
( ) Deep Impact
( ) Kingpin
(x) Never Been Kissed
(x) Meet The Parents
(x) Meet the Fockers
( ) Eight Crazy Nights
( ) Joe Dirt
( x) King Kong
Total so far: 473

(x ) A Cinderella Story
( ) The Terminal
(x) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
() Passport to Paris
(x) Dumb & Dumber
(x) Dumber & Dumberer
( ) Final Destination
( ) Final Destination 2
( ) Final Destination 3
(x) Halloween
(x) The Ring
(x) The Ring 2
( ) Surviving X-MAS
(x ) Flubber
Total so far: 55

( ) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
(x) Practical Magic
( ) Chicago
(x ) Ghost Ship
( x) From Hell
( ) Hellboy
(x ) Secret Window
(x ) I Am Sam
( ) The Whole Nine Yards
( ) The Whole Ten Yards
Total so far: 60

(x) The Day After Tomorrow
(x) Child's Play
(x) Seed of Chucky
(x ) Bride of Chucky
(x ) Ten Things I Hate About You
(x ) Just Married
(x ) Gothika
( x) Nightmare on Elm Street
(x) Sixteen Candles
( ) Remember the Titans
( ) Coach Carter
(x ) The Grudge
(x) The Grudge 2
(x) The Mask
(x ) Son Of The Mask
Total so far: 73

( ) Bad Boys
( ) Bad Boys 2
( ) Joy Ride
() Lucky Number Slevin
( ) Ocean's Eleven
( ) Ocean's Twelve
(x ) Bourne Identity
( ) Bourne Supremecy
( ) Lone Star
(x ) Bedazzled
(x ) Predator I
( ) Predator II
() The Fog
(x ) Ice Age
(x) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
( ) Curious George
Total so far: 78

(x) Independence Day
(x) Cujo
( ) A Bronx Tale
(x ) Darkness Falls
(x) Christine
(x) ET
( x) Children of the Corn
( ) My Boss' Daughter
( ) Maid in Manhattan
(x) War of the Worlds
( ) Rush Hour
( ) Rush Hour 2
Total so far: 85

( ) Best Bet
(x) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
(x) She's All That
(x ) Calendar Girls
(x ) Sideways
( ) Mars Attacks
( ) Event Horizon
( ) Ever After
(x) Wizard of Oz
(x) Forrest Gump
( )Big Trouble in Little China
(x ) The Terminator
(x ) The Terminator 2
(x ) The Terminator 3
Total so far: 94

(x ) X-Men
( ) X-2
( ) X-3
(x) Spider-Man
( ) Spider-Man 2
( ) Sky High
(x) Jeepers Creepers
(x ) Jeepers Creepers 2
( x) Catch Me If You Can
(x) The Little Mermaid
(x) Freaky Friday
( ) Reign of Fire
() The Skulls
(x ) Cruel Intentions
(x ) Cruel Intentions 2
(x ) The Hot Chick
(x) Shrek
(x) Shrek 2
Total so far: 106

( ) Swimfan
(x ) Miracle on 34th street
( ) Old School
(x) The Notebook
( ) K-Pax
( ) Krippendorf's Tribe
( x) A Walk to Remember
( ) Ice Castles
(x) Boogeyman
( x) The 40-year-old Virgin
Total so far: 111

( ) Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring
( ) Lord of the Rings The Two Towers
( ) Lord of the Rings Return Of the King
( x) Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
(x) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
(x) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
( ) Basketball
(x) Hostel
( ) Waiting for Guffman
( ) House of 1000 Corpses
( ) Devils Rejects
(x) Elf
( ) Highlander
( ) Mothman Prophecies
() American History X
( ) Three
Total so far: 116

(x ) The Jacket
( ) Kung Fu Hustle
( ) Shaolin Soccer
( ) Night Watch
(x) Monsters Inc.
(x) Titanic
( ) Monty Python and the Holy Grail
(x ) Shaun Of the Dead
( x) Willard
Total so far: 121

( ) High Tension
( ) Club Dread
( ) Hulk
(x ) Dawn Of the Dead
( x) Hook
(x ) Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
(x) 28 days
() Orgazmo
( ) Phantasm
(x) Waterworld
Total so far: 126

(x) Kill Bill vol 1
(x ) Kill Bill vol 2
(x ) Mortal Kombat
( x) Wolf Creek
( ) Kingdom of Heaven
( x) The Hills Have Eyes
( ) I Spit on Your Grave aka the Day of the Woman
( x) The Last House on the Left
( ) Re-Animator
( ) Army of Darkness
Total so far: 132

(x) Star Wars Ep. I The Phantom Menace
() Star Wars Ep. II Attack of the Clones
(x) Star Wars Ep. III Revenge of the Sith
() Star Wars Ep. IV A New Hope
(x) Star Wars Ep. V The Empire Strikes Back
() Star Wars Ep. VI Return of the Jedi
( ) Ewoks Caravan Of Courage
() Ewoks The Battle For Endor
Total so far: 134

(x ) The Matrix
( x) The Matrix Reloaded
( ) The Matrix Revolutions
( ) Animatrix
(x ) Evil Dead
( x) Evil Dead 2
( ) Team America: World Police
( ) Red Dragon
(x) Silence of the Lambs
(x) Hannibal
Grand total: 140

Now Add them up and...
"I've seen 140...out of 239 films"

Sunday... whoa

Sunday Stealing: The Stolen Sex Meme
Wow. You guys are just getting down & dirty, aren't ya? I'm gonna do this, but I can't guarantee the answers!

*answers deleted*

Ok, sorry guys. I had to edit. The more the day went on, the more uncomfortable I got.

I will leave the hubby's picture up just for imagination purposes!!!

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Saturday 9: Letting the Sparks Fly

Saturday 9: Letting the Sparks Fly

1. Where would you go if you wanted to spark your creativity?
My kitchen table.... or the lake.
2. What would be one thing that would embarrass you a great deal?
I don't really know, I don't embarrass easily. I suppose falling on my ass in a large crowd or something. Which is funny, because even when I fall on my ass when nobody is around I still feel like a complete idiot.
3. What values did your parents instill in you?
There's nothing you can't do, some things just take a little longer - although I need to listen to that more often (and I keep throwing it back in my daddy's face!). And doing house things yourself... I never saw my dad call someone like a plumber or someone to fix something. He always did it himself. Up until a few years ago, that is.
4. What’s a fad of your teen years that you remember well?
Big hair. Has to be the big hair. The worship of Aqua Net and all that it did. My "own fad" was Harley shirts & leopard print pants, though. Nobody else really wore them, but I did. I guess maybe thats why I never made it into the "popular crowd".
Oh... and pinning your jeans. I still have scars on my legs from jabbing the pins into my flesh, because it had to be tight, ya know.
5. What is your favorite breakfast?
Coffee & peanut butter cups. Or strawberry PopTarts.
6. What is the best birthday gift that you have received?
a leather trench coat that the husband bought me years and years ago when we had no money, but I needed a coat.
7. What gadget could you not live without?
My computer. Thats a gadget, right?
8. Do you collect anything?
Too much junk, thats what I collect. But mainly, Big Sky Bear Bearfoots by Jeff Fleming.
9. What website (non-blog) do you regularly visit?, of course! And Facebook - I'm a Facebook addict.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

No More Braces!!!

July '07 they went on... Feb '09 they came off....

Mom of the Year Award (what was she thinking????)

Amber @ Mommy Mania felt a strange need to give me this amazing award. I feel very honored, and special, and all warm and gooey inside, just like chocolate chip cookies. Thanks Amber!

1) Admit that ONE thing you feel awful about involving being a mom. Get it off your shoulders. Once you've written it down, you are NO LONGER allowed to feel bad. It's over with, it's in the past. Remember, you're a good mom!

- Sorry, but it's not in the past. It's current and I don't know how long it will be current. The worst thing is my social phobia, which stops us from doing a lot of things that the demons would like to do... like going to the mall.

2)To remind yourself that you ARE a good mom, list SEVEN things you love about your kids, you love doing with your kids, or that your kids love about you. These are the things to remind yourself of EVERY DAY that you rock!

- I love how artistic Demon #2 is. She is amazing with a pencil & sketchbook.

- I love how Demon #1 is so much like me with her random outbursts of sillyness. She can jump into a room and announce that she's there better than I ever could. The other day she runs in and says "Who invented marshmallows?".. just to say something silly.

- I love Demon #2's hugs.

- I love how both demons still want me to tuck them in at night... and as much as I hate it, I love the 10 "Mom wait!"'s that I hear every night.

- I love that Demon #1 has such a wide variety of music tastes. She loves Poison, Johnny Cash & ACDC.

- I love how they think I'm the only one who can make a bologna sandwhich, eggs and my macaroni salad. They say anyone else's doesn't taste right.

- I love how both of them think alcohol is the dumbest thing ever. They think getting drunk is silly. I can only hope that train of thought stays another 10 years....

- I love that I haven't killed them both yet.

OOps. That was 8. Oh well.

3)Send this to FIVE other Moms of the Year that deserve forgiveness and a reminder that they, too, are the best moms they can be!!! Remember to send them a note to let them know you've selected them, and add a link to the person who nominated you!"

Melissa, Kimber, Karen, Jen & whoever else wants to do this!

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Toothpaste, ressurections, watermelons, chalk, pictures & more crap.

This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by Berleen, the color Barney Purple and the number 734.

1. What brand & flavor of toothpaste do you use?
Crest Whitening - Mint Splash
2. What is your earliest memory?
I think it's being in a store with my mom and losing her... then I found her, ran up to her and grabbed her leg, looked up and realized it wasn't my mom. Otherwise it's going in to take pictures with my 2 brothers & sister when I was 3 or 4. I remember the sweater I was wearing was itching.
3. Hot Dogs or Hamburgers?
Hot Dogs. Covered in onions.
4. If you could bring any one famous person back to life, who would it be?
I'm stealing this answer from CntryMomma because she had the best answer ever. She broke the rules, but I'm allowing it. She said Johnny & June Cash. You can't just bring back one of them because they couldn't live without each other.
5. What is one thing we would always find in your fridge... what one thing would we never find?
Always a bottle of Quik Chocolate Syrup. Never find caviar.
6. Did you have to go and look for the answer of #1?
Yes I did! LOL I knew it was Crest, but I couldn't remember the flavor.
7. What don't watermelons grow on trees?
Because people could get seriously injured walking underneath them.
8. What is something that you own that you should probably just throw in the trash, but you never will?
My baby blanket
9. I push you into a room and lock the door. I leave you there for 6 hours. The walls are chalkboards and in the middle of the room there is a box of colored chalk. What will be written/drawn on the walls when I let you out?
flowers, horses, ducks and an 80's type hairband dude because they are all I know how to draw.
10. When was the last time you changed the oil on your car?
You have to ask the husband. I don't change my oil.
11. In your extended family, who has been married the longest?
Jason's grandparents were married like 60some years, but they don't count because Grandpa is gone. My dad & stepmom have been married 28 years so I'm going with that.
12. Name one thing that is so normal to you now that someone who was your age 50 years ago would think was abnormal.
having friends who I've never met face to face
13. Have you ever wanted someone or something so bad that it hurt?
a few things actually. A few I just never got or had to let go. Some I got. Not telling if they were people or things ;)
14. What do you dip your french fries in?
15. What was the last picture that you took?

Demon #1... I had to take a "before" pictuer because tomorrow (Thursday) she is getting her braces off. Stay tuned for the after pictures!


I'm addicting to talking to snowmobile-addicted people. Why?

I'm addicted to peanut butter, but thats a given.

I'm addicted to watching WifeSwap and Big Love and my husband thinks I want a new wife or something.

I'm addicted to buying dog toys for Saki. I.just.can't.stop.

I'm addicted to flowers and bears and strawberries. If something has them on it, I have a hard time not possessing it.

I'm addicted to saying very random things... like addictions.

I'm addicted to taking pictures of everything and anything.

10 random things about me:
-I have a dog who wears a diaper because he pisses in the house at any chance he gets.
-You can pretty much set your watch to my daily activities.
-I won't drink out of a coffee cup that doesn't have some sort of design on it.
-I have a weakness for male country singers.
-I have a fight with the husband twice a year - in the fall when I want to put the flannel sheets on the bed and in the spring when he wants them off.
-I like pickled fish.
-I have ruined tons of black t-shirts by cleaning with bleach when I have them on.
-I can't take any medications because I am so sensitive to them.
-There will always be music on somewhere around me.
-I don't like eating at restaurants that I haven't eaten at before.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009


Doing this mainly because I'm bored. A lot of these "lists" are going around Facebook lately and I figured I'd drag some of them over here to my blog because I know you all are just dying to know all this completely useless information about me!

1. Who was your FIRST prom date? Matt
2. Do you still talk to your FIRST love? Yes...
3. What was your 1st alcoholic drink? beer
4. What was your FIRST job? a cook at a local restaurant.
5. What was your FIRST car? 1980something Chevy pickup. I fricken LOVED that truck!
6. Who was the FIRST person to text you today? I have text msg'ing blocked on my phone because if it's not important enough for you to call me and tell me, don't bother.
7. Who is the FIRST person you thought of this morning? Demon #2. She had to take a shower.
8. Who was your FIRST grade teacher? Mrs. Gregerson
9. Where did you go on your FIRST ride on an airplane? Washington I think. Maybe it was home to Minnesota. I honestly don't remember my first plane ride.
10. Who was your FIRST best friend & do you still talk? Krista. And occasionally I do... more so now because of the internet.
11. Where was your FIRST sleep over? I'm sure it was at Krista's house
12. Who was the FIRST person you talked to today? one of the dogs. Oh, wait... they aren't persons. Ok. Demon #2. To tell her to get up and take a shower.
13. Whose wedding were you in the FIRST time? My sister's. I was a Jr Bridesmaid and I was uglier than fricken sin.
14. What was the FIRST thing you did this morning? got out of bed... LOL Then let the dogs out.
15. What was the FIRST concert you ever went to? Does Bret Michael's tour with his then girlfriend count? (I touched his hand!!!). Otherwise, Kiss.
16. FIRST tattoo? A cat w/flowers on my lower leg.
17. FIRST piercing? Ears
18. First foreign country you've been to? Canada... is that foreign? It's the only one I've been to. But only about 100 feet in.... my dad got pissed off because they tore our van apart so we turned around and came back to our own country.
19. FIRST movie you remember seeing? In a theatre? E.T.
20. When was your FIRST detention? 8th grade for starting a food fight in the cafeteria.
21. What was the FIRST state you live in? Minnesota
22. Who was your FIRST roommate? My first husband
23. If you had one wish what would it be? To cure all diseases and the affects of aging in the elderly
24. What is something you would learn if you had the chance? how to play guitar - I used to sorta know how, but I forgot.
25. Who do you think will be the next person to post this? Not sure, don't care honestly.

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Sunday Stealing: The Q & A Meme

Cheers to all us thieves!

Sunday Stealing: The Q & A Meme

1. where is your significant other? As in right this moment? He's upstairs on his computer.

2. your favorite thing? this is quite the question... I have many favorite things, but which is the right answer? The most logical would be the demons, but most days they aren't my favorite things because... well... they are teenagers. I could say all my critters and that would probably most logical, but there again... are they a 'thing'? Peanut Butter Cups are my favorite candy... I have a certain chair that is my favorite... I have a pillow that is my favorite... I think you need to be just a tad more specific on this one.

3. your dream last night? I was shopping at Hot Topic for clothes for myself, which I wouldn't wear now being an old lady, but when I took the demons in there last week it was like walking back into time - those were the clothes that I wore as a teenager!

4. your goal? There you go again with a question that is so open ended. My goal for today is to get laundry done and not eat the entire box of doughnuts that I bought yesterday. Oh... and I'd like to wear a bikini this summer without everyone laughing at me.

5. your hobby? typing on this keyboard.

6. where do you want to be in 6 years? Still alive, for one. Lets see, in 6 years I will no longer have kids in school (hopefully college though) so in 6 years I want to be able to get up with the husband and get in the semi with him without worrying about who is going to get the demons up for school.

7. where were you last night? In my living room watching a movie with the husband and demons. Then I went to bed. Exciting, huh? (well.. the bed part was a little exciting....)

8. what you're not? WTF? What I'm not? I'm not a boy. I'm not single. I'm not a rap music lover. I'm not a teenager. I'm not a beer drinker. I'm not the brightest bulb on the tree. I'm not a serial killer. I'm not an althetic person. I'm not a radio DJ. I'm not a mother of 4 kids. I'm not a grandma. I'm not a prostitute. I'm not.... what else do you want to know that I'm not?

9. one of your wish list items? a Canon EF 800mm f/5.6L IS USM Super Telephoto Lens. This baby is just over $10grand. But I just about orgasm every time in see one. I just wanna touch one.... just take one picture with it.

10. your pet? We talking my critters here? Saki, Chico, Big Boy, Oliver, Serena Rosabella, Jake and a bunch of fish.

11. missing someone? Yep

12. your car? 1996 Mercury Sable and I LIKE IT DAMMIT!!! I wish people would stop telling me to junk it. It's not dead yet!

13. something you're not wearing? Whats with the "not" crap? I'm not wearing fishnet stockings and a black leather negligee.

14. love someone? No. I hate everyone. Every single one of you.

15. when is the last time you laughed? When I read #14.

16. last time you cried? I'm about to... but seriously? I don't know, one last last week or something.

17. favorite past time? Blogging, believe it or not.

18. are you a hater or a lover? I just said I hate everyone, aren't you paying attention?

19. any vices?I think the husband has a few out in the garage - do you have something you'ld like me to put in it?

20. favorite meme other than Sunday Stealing? Thursday Thunks, of course!

Thursday, February 12, 2009

A decent picture of me! Holy stinky toilet stuff!

There are very few pictures of me to begin with, but for me to actually LIKE a picture of me is another thing! I actually like this one. I look fricken bored to tears, but very few of my wrinkles are showing... LOL

And I'm not tooth-smiling, which I hate to do. I hate showing my teeth, but people always seem to think that a picture isn't a picture without teeth. I don't like my teeth, why would you?

I'm actually excited about this picture.... does that make me vain?

I don't care. I like it.

Have you ever wondered......

If anyone famous reads your blog? I don't know why I just thought of that, but for as many times as I've mentioned Mel, I wonder if he's ever Googled his name and came across my blog LOL.

I could only dream.

Just a random Thursday morning thought.

and look who thought it was ok to eat Lucky Charms this morning.... don't these damn kids know thats MY cereal?!?!?!?!