Kimber, the number 3000 and the color grape ape.
1. Are your ears dirty?
Yeah, so what? I have a wax problem and unless you are going to stick your tongue in my ear, why do you care?
2. Would you rather be stung by a scorpion or bit by a snake? (Don't say either...no one wants to be in pain, that's the point. Pick one.)
Either? Kimber, you dork. Can I be bit by Jake, our snake? He's bitten me before and it didn't really hurt.
3. Do loud noises make you snappish? (i.e. A loud restaurant, screaming child next to you, booming stereo from a neighbor's house?)
I'm still trying to figure out exaclty what "snappish" means. Unexpected loud fricken booms might scare the hell out of me, I guess.
Funny fact - when I was growing up loud noises would NOT wake my dad up. You could sing & dance and play the banjo in his room and he'd keep snoring away... but if you would whisper in his ear he would jump out of his skin!
4. PETA- thoughts on this org.?
I think they go overboard. Have you heard the news lately? They are pissed off that Obama killed a fly? What the hell else was he supposed to do?
5. Would you rather be the discoverer of the Loch Ness Monster or Bigfoot? (Imagination!)
Bigfoot, because apparently I'm related to him according to my husband. He's just jealous I have more hair than him. Who cares if I have hair on my toes? It keeps them warm. Jealousy, I tell ya... JEALOUSY!!!
6. When in a public toilet and it's not flushed: do you flush & use or move on to a clean one?
Move on. I make the demons go back in and flush, why would I flush a complete strangers crap?
7. Neighbors are having a noisy, party bonfire, what do you do?
Get pissed off that I wasn't fricken invited! How rude .
8. Do you play Monopoly? If so which version of the game?
I hate Monopoly. But I did buy the Disney version just because it was Disney.
9. Are you a remote hog?
Yeah right. Half the time in this house you can't find it.
10. Do you like the smell of paint?
Ha ha! I was painting Demon #2's room a couple years back... started with the primer. I finally had to get out of there because I was feeling light headed.. went out in the garage where the husband was and he busted out laughing at me - I was high as a kite!
It was comical after the fact.
11. My questions obviously suck this week. {I've had a bad week.}
So do you think Kimber should have...
~smoked pot before doing these questions? Nah... just paint Krissy's bedroom!
~drank liquid courage? if it's blackberry brandy, will you share?
~begged Berleen to do them (she's better at them anyhow)? what the hell is this crap? A conspiracy to get me to do the fricken questions every week? Think again woman!
~just piss off! I could have done better! Yeah, just piss off.
