Tuesday, February 05, 2008

FRIENDS VS Minnesota FRIENDS

FRIENDS VS Minnesota FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
Minnesota FRIENDS: Always bring the food.

FRIENDS: Will say 'hello'.
Minnesota FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
Minnesota FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
Minnesota FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.
Minnesota FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing, and just being together.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
Minnesota FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
Minnesota FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
Minnesota FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, 'Anyone home?'

FRIENDS: Are for a while
Minnesota FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Might ignore this.
Minnesota FRIENDS: Will forward this to other Minnesota Friends.