1. We are changing your name. You have no choice. You get to pick it, but we must approve it. You must have a good reason. Ok, what is the name and reason?
Jane Smith. Because I want a name that nobody else has.
2. I say Shotgun, you say?
Not many serial killers use shotguns these days, not that they ever did... usually just pissed of wives who shoot their husbands junk off in their sleep. I think it's pretty sad really, the shotgun isn't used much anymore at all. Even in hunting. I guess it just doesn't get the respect it should. I don't think there was a serial killer that used a shotgun... I should check on that.
3. We are sending you away. Africa or Mexico?
Africa sounds safer for some reason.
4. When you're home alone, do you still close the door when you use the restroom?
I don't close it when people are home, why would I when I'm alone? Actually, true story, I close AND LOCK the bathroom door when I take a shower when I am home alone and I don't know why. Pyscho.
5. Berleen told me that I have to ask a mean question. Tell us about a horrible memory.
Ok WTF Bud? I did not tell you to ask a mean question. Get a QTip and get the crap outta your ears.. I said "do you want to ask meme questions?". Men.
6. What are your plans for October?
Um... I don't even know what my plans for today are yet
7. Is there anyone that you regret ever meeting ?
yes and no. I could come up with a few people but then again, if I hadn't had met them maybe I wouldn't be who I am today.
8. You have 3 months left to live, what do you do?
Live for 3 more months I guess... kind of a silly question, isn't it?
9. You wake up in an unfamiliar place, what is your first reaction?
Just like in the movies... I blink a bunch of times and say "where am I?" in a whiserpy sort of voice.
10. Your phone rings at 4am, just before you kill this person, who do you expect it would be?
My stepmom telling me something is wrong with my dad.
11. You're having a bad day, what one thing can make your day better?
12. You are doing a meme written by the blogosphere's shadiest character. Is there anything else that you should be doing right now?
Not really, it's 6:55 am. I'm drinking coffee... it's the only thing important right now.
13. If money were not a problem, (and it never is, right? Yes, I stole this f$%*ing question. Sue me.) where would you like to live?
In Buds house. Just because I think it would be really boring.
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