Saturday, October 25, 2008

Drunken Headaches and 14 year olds

I just told Demon #2 oops. Kimber corrected me.... it's a story about Demon #1

Lets start over. I just told Demon #1 (who remember is 14) that her dad & I were going to go out and get drunk tonight. We aren't, but thats besides the point. Actually, she doesn't believe me because we never do so she basically laughed at me. Then she said I couldn't because I wasn't 21.

(Love her)

"If I wasn't 21 yet, you wouldn't be born yet."

"You were 21 when I was born?"

"Yeah, I was 21 when I got pregnant with you... no wait... it was 2 weeks after my 21st birthday."

(she laughs) "2 weeks after?"

"Yeah, which is a good thing because then you would have been an alcohol baby"

"You drank on your 21st birthday?"

"Yeah, because thats what you do when you turn 21."

"So when I turn 21 I should get drunk?"

"Yes and not before."

"So I should drink and get drunk and have a headache the next day? Thats silly."

and she walked away.

*cue the look of disbelief that I actually taught my kid something good*

Saturday 9 - Movies, CD's and things.

1. What's the best new website you've found? it fuels my Twitter addiction

2. What's the best movie you've seen?

3. What's the best quote you know? "There's nothing you can't do, some things just take a little longer"

4. What's the best book you've read?

5. What's the best thing someone's done for you?
My parents helped us buy this house so we could get out of the poster-child of trailer parks that we were living in.

6. What's the best thing about your job?
I can work in my underwear.

7. What’s the best CD you own?

8. What’s the best new TV show you watch?
The New Adventures of Old Christine

9. What’s the best car you’ve owned?
Plymouth Sundance. Everyone hated that car, but I loved it.