The Blog Outside The Box Meme

Ok we are doing another one... the "outside the box" caught me. I'm hooked.

The Blog Outside The Box Meme
This meme is all about using your imagination. Free your inner blogginess. Step outside the proverbial blox (that's blog + box for all you non-blog speakers). Answer these ridiculous situational questions and post them on your own blog. Here's the situation for today. We won't tell a soul. And remember:

Don't end up in the dungeon.

1. You are in court. You are in deep doo-doo. What did you do? ('Cause if you want, I might could talk to the judge and get your sentence reduced to Bloggingham dungeon time.)
I sold the kids to the gypsies... finally. I didn't know it was illegal, honest!

2. Your blog just became a best-selling book . What is the title of your book ?
Crap 101

3. It is midnight. The phone rings. It is Michael Jackson calling from the Great Beyond.
What would you like to ask him?
Are the damn kids yours biologically or not?

4. You are having your future told. The fortune teller looks in the crystal ball, screams and leaves the room in fright. What did they see?
My demons being returned to me by order of the judge and they never move out of the house.

5. You're blogging along minding your own blusiness (that's blog + oh...you know) when Google unexpectedly puts a Objectionable Content Warning on your blog. Your own mother is afraid to enter! What, pray tell, did you do to warrant it? How did this happen? Do you think you deserve it? Just how objectionable are you? Do tell.
I didn't do anything dammit! I never fricken swear in this damn blog. Ever.

6. You suddenly become God Of The Universe. What would your first Commandment be?

Thou shall not make chocolate fattening.

I'm God, dammit.

7. And finally, what secret would you like to tell the Queen?

Not to worry. What happens in Bloggingham, stays in Bloggingham.
I have a bag of peanut butter cups in the very back of the fridge... you can't see it unless you move something, which you know that demons never move things.

Monday Crazy Questions

1. Do you have a tattoo...?? if so What and where is it??
if not do you have a secret desire to have one?
I have 4 of them. I have one that is still healing - paw prints. I posted about it the other week :)
I have a cat & flowers on my lower left leg.
I have a tiger cub w/ the demons' names on my right shoulder.
And a heart that I did myself in high school on my left arm.
2. You have been offered a free botox treatment...where do you have them put it?
I don't even know what that is... LOL
3. Do you have a good luck charm? what is it?
Do you think it works?
Nope, don't have one... can I have yours?

4. When was the last time that you said something to someone that you REALLY wished you hadn't said?
"Lets get married.... today". Obviously not the current hubby.
5. The bath water is running, the phone is ringing, the dog is barking and there is someone at the door.....what do you do?
Go take a bath, what else would I do?

6. Your best friend from high school just popped in from out of town. do you offer them a place to stay or suggest a hotel?
I don't do nothing. If they wanna stay, they can ask.
7. Have you ever seen a ghost?
No, but I've made my sister think she saw one when I walked in a door once. Have I ever mentioned I look just like my mom?

8. Someone is driving in front of you rather erratically and slowing you way down...now you see that they are talking on a cell phone and checking themselves out in the mirror. The other lane is blocked off so you can not go around them. What do you do??

Call the cops, give them the license plate number and giggle as I drive by them after they get pulled over.