14 year old interview...Demon #1 answers the questions

1. What is something mom always says to you?
"Yabbutts live in the woods".`
2. What makes mom happy?
"peanut butter cups".
3. What makes mom sad?
"when you are out of coffee".
4. How does your mom make you laugh?
"making me do this interview"
5. What was your mom like as a child?
"I wasn't alive when you were a child, but you were probably geeky".
6. How old is your mom?
"36, 37 I don't know".
7. How tall is your mom?
"like 5'5"". (she's right)
8. What is her favorite thing to do?
"eat peanut butter cups and post on blogs".
9. What does your mom do when you're not around?
"go to Grandpas"
10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
"Pictures of random food".
11. What is your mom really good at?
"taking pictures of food".
12. What is your mom not very good at?
"Guitar Hero".

13. What does your mom do for a job?"
"make tshirt designs"
14.What is your mom's favorite food?
"peanut butter cups"
15. What makes you proud of your mom?
"you tell people to do random stuff"
16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
"Minnie Mouse"
Why?
"cause you like Mickey Mouse"
17. What do you and your mom do together?
"watch tv"
18. How are you and your mom the same?
"um... don't put um.... we both like Lucky Charms and CSI"
19. How are you and your mom different?
"you're old and I'm not"
20. How do you know your mom loves you?
"you let me sit on the computer for like 8 hours a day and you let me eat your Lucky Charms" (she does NOT sit on the computer 8 hours a day)
21. What does your mom like most about your dad?
" his beard "
22. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?
"nowhere because you don't like people"