Random Saturday Morning Pictures

Is this my life?

I'm sitting here in confusion, but I must write this down. I'm not sure if this is really my life or if I've replaced lives with my perfect one that lives in my dreams.

Demon #2 comes home from school and I ask how her day went.

"Good, what are we having for supper?" Typical question from this kid, honestly.

"I don't know, I have to go to the store but I can't get out of the driveway because you guys didn't shovel the very end."

"I'll do it when I'm done" (by now she was in the bathroom)

She gets out of the bathroom, proceeds to tell Demon #1, who has gotten home by then, that they have to go shovel the rest of the driveway. Demon #1 protests. Demon #2 says "I'll do it myself".

She goes out and shovels. She leaves about 5 minutes worth of shoveling for Demon #1 and comes in. Demon #1 goes out (because I made her.... thats not the perfect dream, though... come on, no dream is perfect).

I ask Demon #2 if she wants to go with me to the store. "Sure". She never wants to go with me. We go to the store. I have to buy a scrub brush and she sees a toilet brush. She wants to buy one. Just happens I broke ours today cleaning the shower (don't ask). "I'll clean the toilet if you let me get it".

Huh?

So we buy it. We also buy enough other crap to fill 4 grocery bags.

We get home and she takes the 12 pack of pop and both gallons of milk out of the car. I bring in 2 grocery bags. I go back out into the garage and she's struggling with her load, so I grab the gallon of milk from her and set it on the steps. She puts the pop in the garage fridge. I go to the car and grab the other 2 bags. She walks up behind me, grabs both bags from me and heads towards the steps... grabs the gallon of milk on her way in. Yes, she had the 1st gallon of milk still in her hands, plus the 2 grocery bags.

I'm scared at this point. We are talking adrenaline rush.

She helps me put the groceries away, grabs the toilet brush and says "ok how do I use this thing?". She goes in the bathroom and proceeds to clean the toilet.

Then says; "this is fun!".

I don't think this is my life.... but I like this one. Don't give me my old one back.

And please tell me blogging this didn't jinx me.

Vote for the new one.

So Bud had this idea that I should throw some ideas up and have you, my loyal wonderful readers, vote on what I should use as my new siggy tag. He said 5, but I am doing 4... just to be rebellious and not follow directions.

So here we go.

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Vote over there ------>

Dryer sheets, Octomom, roses, puppies, oh my!

My week is all screwed up now. It's Thursday, right? I don't know anymore because I woke up with the husband still in bed and he just left 5 minutes ago ... it's 6:40 now. If he was going to work, he's out the door way before this. He's not going to work today... or tomorrow.... he's on the road headed northeast to go join up with a bunch of his snowmobiling buddies to spend a 4 day weekend talking smart, drinking and maybe snowmobiling. Sucky thing is, we are in a winter storm warning today and he's driving with it. And I have to shovel the driveway myself.

Anyway, since it's Thursday, it's time for my Thursday Thunk answers. I sure wish Kimber would hurry up and get back online because she's long overdue for her turn. I'm sick of coming up with questions.... I'm running out of ideas. Next week it's going to end up being dumb questions like "whats your favorite color", which is actually one of the hardest questions I have ever had to answer. I don't have a favorite, I like all colors - except white. Especially on walls. Gotta have bright, make your eyes bleed colors on my walls. It makes me happy.

Anyway, read. Then go play yourself. Not play with yourself you sicko, just play the meme, ok?

This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by Berleen, the color white and the number 1734.

1. What kind of dryer sheets do you use?
I'm addicted to dryer sheets. I have Bounce, Snuggle and some generic brand. I use whatever I feel like smelling that day.

2. How many times a week do you eat out/order in?
About once a week on average. Either pizza or Subway or something along those lines.

3. What did you do the night of your high school graduation?
Went to my best friends' graduation party, which was a bust. She was pissed from the moment it was planned. She didn't want the party that night and she spent most of the night pissed off & crying because of it. A few of us stuck around because it was her party... I wasn't going to leave her there by herself.

4. So Octomom is rumored to have been offered a million bucks to do a porno. Would you do it for a million?
I wouldn't, but I wanna know who in God's green earth wants to see this woman in a porno anyway? She just had 8 babies in her belly - it's just can't be sexy.

5. If your child was born with an extra finger or toe, would you have it surgically removed?
It would depend where it was. If it wasn't "obvious" then maybe not. I'm not one for unnecessary anything.

6. What was the last movie you saw?
Changeling with Angelina Jolie. Holy crapola that was a good movie! I had NO IDEA of the storyline before I saw it.... I just knew it was about her kid being kidnapped and the cops trying to pass off another kid as hers. No idea it was a true story, much less about a serial killer, which is another one of my obsession.

7. I wanna buy you a dozen roses, what color should they be?
I don't want a dozen roses, I want rose bushes. Pink or white or yellow... doesn't matter. Red is overdone.

8. You are walking across the street, you are not quite half way when a speeding car comes... you have to run to get out of its way, which direction do you run?
I'd be a dumbass and run forward and probably get killed.

9. Tell us about a time when you were invited over somewhere and had the most awful time.
It was probably that graduation party... but just because it sucked watching her so miserable.

10. You open your front door and there is a box with a puppy in it... what do you do?

I pick it up and hug it and squeeze it and name him George. And then I keep him. Because the best pets are the ones who find you.

I think my goal for today is to make a new signature tag. I'm getting bored with the current one. Maybe I'll do that. I guess we'll find out tomorrow.

12 Year Old - Interview by Demon #2

1. What is something mom always says to you?

"get up it's time for school".
2. What makes mom happy?
"peanut butter cups".
3. What makes mom sad?
"peanut butter salmonella outbreaks".
4. How does your mom make you laugh?
"making me do this interview"
5. What was your mom like as a child?
"well behaved".
6. How old is your mom?
"like 37... no 35... no 36".
7. How tall is your mom?
"like 5'3" something like that".
8. What is her favorite thing to do?
"sit on the computer, make designs, play games and eat peanut butter cups".
9. What does your mom do when you're not around?
"do what you do while I am here"
10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
"the largest peanut butter cup".
11. What is your mom really good at?
"making designs".
12. What is your mom not very good at?
"everything else". 13. What does your mom do for a job?"
"sit on the computer all day and make designs"
14.What is your mom's favorite food?
"peanut butter cups"
15. What makes you proud of your mom?
"you make stuff that makes lots of money"
16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
"Big the Cat"
Why?
"cuz he's always happy"
17. What do you and your mom do together?
"talk"
18. How are you and your mom the same?
"we both like Sonic video games"
19. How are you and your mom different?
"I can sit and play video games all day and you can't"
20. How do you know your mom loves you?
"you feed me"
21. What does your mom like most about your dad?
"he earns a lot of money"
22. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?
"grandpas house"

14 year old interview...Demon #1 answers the questions

1. What is something mom always says to you?
"Yabbutts live in the woods".`
2. What makes mom happy?
"peanut butter cups".
3. What makes mom sad?
"when you are out of coffee".
4. How does your mom make you laugh?
"making me do this interview"
5. What was your mom like as a child?
"I wasn't alive when you were a child, but you were probably geeky".
6. How old is your mom?
"36, 37 I don't know".
7. How tall is your mom?
"like 5'5"". (she's right)
8. What is her favorite thing to do?
"eat peanut butter cups and post on blogs".
9. What does your mom do when you're not around?
"go to Grandpas"
10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
"Pictures of random food".
11. What is your mom really good at?
"taking pictures of food".
12. What is your mom not very good at?
"Guitar Hero".

13. What does your mom do for a job?"
"make tshirt designs"
14.What is your mom's favorite food?
"peanut butter cups"
15. What makes you proud of your mom?
"you tell people to do random stuff"
16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
"Minnie Mouse"
Why?
"cause you like Mickey Mouse"
17. What do you and your mom do together?
"watch tv"
18. How are you and your mom the same?
"um... don't put um.... we both like Lucky Charms and CSI"
19. How are you and your mom different?
"you're old and I'm not"
20. How do you know your mom loves you?
"you let me sit on the computer for like 8 hours a day and you let me eat your Lucky Charms" (she does NOT sit on the computer 8 hours a day)
21. What does your mom like most about your dad?
" his beard "
22. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?
"nowhere because you don't like people"

What is my Mel doing?

I have stood behind my Mel on everything stupid he's ever done. I mean, a woman has to stand behind her man.

But WTF is this shit on his face?

Don't get my wrong, my love for him still runs deep, but he's really disappointing me on his facial hair decisions. This is one man who looks best clean shaven and you all know me and facial hair - I love it! But Mel Gibson looks best without it.

And even better without this crap.

If it's for a movie, which is rumored, I'll forgive him. If it's not, I'll forgive him anyway.

You have to watch the end though... go to about 9 minutes if you wanna skip it all.... it is funnier than hell!

Ok fuck it. I take that crap about facial hair back.... I just found this picture.
I'll be in my room.....

Manic Monday

What's one of the simple pleasures in your life?
This question can have so many answers. I'll have to say, though, that it's probably being out at the lake watching the demons fishing on the dock. It's quiet, peaceful and fun.
What do you like to snack on when you watch a movie?
A bowl of ice cream, but thats not something that a person can "snack" on. If you don't eat the stuff, it melts.
If you were a Survivor contestant, what would be your luxury item?
Does where I'm going have wireless? LOL I really don't know... maybe pictures of my kids? Can Saki be a luxury item? Hard question... I really don't have an answer that wouldn't be food or beverage related.

Another Facebook List

1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No!
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and asks!

Kissed any one of your facebook friends? Yes.
Been arrested? No.
Kissed someone you didn't like? No.
Slept in until 5 PM? No.
Fallen asleep at work/school? No.
Held a snake? Yes.
Ran a red light? No.
Been suspended from school? No.
Totaled your car/motorbike in an accident? Yes.
Been fired from a job? Yes.
Sang karaoke? No.
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? No.
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Yes.
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes.
Kissed in the rain? Yes.
Sang in the shower? Yes.
Sat on a rooftop? Yes.
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? No.
Broken a bone? No.
Shaved your head? No.
Blacked out from drinking? No.
Played a prank on someone? Yes.
Felt like killing someone? Yes.
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? Yes.
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? No.
Been in a band? No.
Shot a gun? Yes.
Tripped on mushrooms? No.
Donated Blood? No.
Eaten alligator meat? No.
Eaten cheesecake? Yes.
Still love someone you shouldn't? Yes.
Think about the future? Yes.
Believe in love? Yes.
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? Yes.
Have any tattoos? Yes.
Have any body piercings? Yes.

I've seen 140...out of 239 films

SUPPOSEDLY if you've seen over 85 films, you have no life. Mark the ones you've seen. There are 239 films on this list.

(x)Rocky Horror Picture Show
(x) Grease
(x ) Pirates of the Caribbean
(x ) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest
( ) Boondock Saints
(x) Fight Club
( ) Starsky and Hutch
(x) Neverending Story
( ) Blazing Saddles
(x) Airplane
Total: 7

(x ) The Princess Bride
( ) Anchorman
(x) Napoleon Dynamite
(x ) Labyrinth
(x) Saw
(x) Saw II
(x ) White Noise
(x) White Oleander
( x) Anger Management
(x ) 50 First Dates
(x) The Princess Diaries
(x) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
Total so far: 18

(x) Scream
(x) Scream 2
(x) Scream 3
(x) Scary Movie
(x) Scary Movie 2
(x) Scary Movie 3
(x) Scary Movie 4
(x) American Pie
(x) American Pie 2
(x) American Wedding
( ) American Pie Band Camp
Total so far: 28

(x ) Harry Potter 1
( ) Harry Potter 2
( ) Harry Potter 3
( ) Harry Potter 4
(x ) Resident Evil 1
( ) Resident Evil 2
(x) The Wedding Singer
(x ) Little Black Book
(x) The Village
(x ) Lilo & Stitch
Total so far: 34

(x) Finding Nemo
(x ) Finding Neverland
(x) Signs
(x) The Grinch
(x) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
(x) Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
( x) White Chicks
( ) Butterfly Effect
( ) 13 Going on 30
( ) I, Robot
( ) Robots
Total so far: 41

( x) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
( ) Universal Soldier
(x ) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
( ) Along Came Polly
( ) Deep Impact
( ) Kingpin
(x) Never Been Kissed
(x) Meet The Parents
(x) Meet the Fockers
( ) Eight Crazy Nights
( ) Joe Dirt
( x) King Kong
Total so far: 473

(x ) A Cinderella Story
( ) The Terminal
(x) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
() Passport to Paris
(x) Dumb & Dumber
(x) Dumber & Dumberer
( ) Final Destination
( ) Final Destination 2
( ) Final Destination 3
(x) Halloween
(x) The Ring
(x) The Ring 2
( ) Surviving X-MAS
(x ) Flubber
Total so far: 55

( ) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
(x) Practical Magic
( ) Chicago
(x ) Ghost Ship
( x) From Hell
( ) Hellboy
(x ) Secret Window
(x ) I Am Sam
( ) The Whole Nine Yards
( ) The Whole Ten Yards
Total so far: 60

(x) The Day After Tomorrow
(x) Child's Play
(x) Seed of Chucky
(x ) Bride of Chucky
(x ) Ten Things I Hate About You
(x ) Just Married
(x ) Gothika
( x) Nightmare on Elm Street
(x) Sixteen Candles
( ) Remember the Titans
( ) Coach Carter
(x ) The Grudge
(x) The Grudge 2
(x) The Mask
(x ) Son Of The Mask
Total so far: 73

( ) Bad Boys
( ) Bad Boys 2
( ) Joy Ride
() Lucky Number Slevin
( ) Ocean's Eleven
( ) Ocean's Twelve
(x ) Bourne Identity
( ) Bourne Supremecy
( ) Lone Star
(x ) Bedazzled
(x ) Predator I
( ) Predator II
() The Fog
(x ) Ice Age
(x) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
( ) Curious George
Total so far: 78

(x) Independence Day
(x) Cujo
( ) A Bronx Tale
(x ) Darkness Falls
(x) Christine
(x) ET
( x) Children of the Corn
( ) My Boss' Daughter
( ) Maid in Manhattan
(x) War of the Worlds
( ) Rush Hour
( ) Rush Hour 2
Total so far: 85

( ) Best Bet
(x) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
(x) She's All That
(x ) Calendar Girls
(x ) Sideways
( ) Mars Attacks
( ) Event Horizon
( ) Ever After
(x) Wizard of Oz
(x) Forrest Gump
( )Big Trouble in Little China
(x ) The Terminator
(x ) The Terminator 2
(x ) The Terminator 3
Total so far: 94

(x ) X-Men
( ) X-2
( ) X-3
(x) Spider-Man
( ) Spider-Man 2
( ) Sky High
(x) Jeepers Creepers
(x ) Jeepers Creepers 2
( x) Catch Me If You Can
(x) The Little Mermaid
(x) Freaky Friday
( ) Reign of Fire
() The Skulls
(x ) Cruel Intentions
(x ) Cruel Intentions 2
(x ) The Hot Chick
(x) Shrek
(x) Shrek 2
Total so far: 106

( ) Swimfan
(x ) Miracle on 34th street
( ) Old School
(x) The Notebook
( ) K-Pax
( ) Krippendorf's Tribe
( x) A Walk to Remember
( ) Ice Castles
(x) Boogeyman
( x) The 40-year-old Virgin
Total so far: 111

( ) Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring
( ) Lord of the Rings The Two Towers
( ) Lord of the Rings Return Of the King
( x) Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
(x) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
(x) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
( ) Basketball
(x) Hostel
( ) Waiting for Guffman
( ) House of 1000 Corpses
( ) Devils Rejects
(x) Elf
( ) Highlander
( ) Mothman Prophecies
() American History X
( ) Three
Total so far: 116

(x ) The Jacket
( ) Kung Fu Hustle
( ) Shaolin Soccer
( ) Night Watch
(x) Monsters Inc.
(x) Titanic
( ) Monty Python and the Holy Grail
(x ) Shaun Of the Dead
( x) Willard
Total so far: 121

( ) High Tension
( ) Club Dread
( ) Hulk
(x ) Dawn Of the Dead
( x) Hook
(x ) Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
(x) 28 days
() Orgazmo
( ) Phantasm
(x) Waterworld
Total so far: 126

(x) Kill Bill vol 1
(x ) Kill Bill vol 2
(x ) Mortal Kombat
( x) Wolf Creek
( ) Kingdom of Heaven
( x) The Hills Have Eyes
( ) I Spit on Your Grave aka the Day of the Woman
( x) The Last House on the Left
( ) Re-Animator
( ) Army of Darkness
Total so far: 132

(x) Star Wars Ep. I The Phantom Menace
() Star Wars Ep. II Attack of the Clones
(x) Star Wars Ep. III Revenge of the Sith
() Star Wars Ep. IV A New Hope
(x) Star Wars Ep. V The Empire Strikes Back
() Star Wars Ep. VI Return of the Jedi
( ) Ewoks Caravan Of Courage
() Ewoks The Battle For Endor
Total so far: 134

(x ) The Matrix
( x) The Matrix Reloaded
( ) The Matrix Revolutions
( ) Animatrix
(x ) Evil Dead
( x) Evil Dead 2
( ) Team America: World Police
( ) Red Dragon
(x) Silence of the Lambs
(x) Hannibal
Grand total: 140

Now Add them up and...
"I've seen 140...out of 239 films"

Sunday... whoa

Sunday Stealing: The Stolen Sex Meme
Wow. You guys are just getting down & dirty, aren't ya? I'm gonna do this, but I can't guarantee the answers!

*answers deleted*



Ok, sorry guys. I had to edit. The more the day went on, the more uncomfortable I got.

I will leave the hubby's picture up just for imagination purposes!!!

Saturday 9: Letting the Sparks Fly

Saturday 9: Letting the Sparks Fly

1. Where would you go if you wanted to spark your creativity?
My kitchen table.... or the lake.
2. What would be one thing that would embarrass you a great deal?
I don't really know, I don't embarrass easily. I suppose falling on my ass in a large crowd or something. Which is funny, because even when I fall on my ass when nobody is around I still feel like a complete idiot.
3. What values did your parents instill in you?
There's nothing you can't do, some things just take a little longer - although I need to listen to that more often (and I keep throwing it back in my daddy's face!). And doing house things yourself... I never saw my dad call someone like a plumber or someone to fix something. He always did it himself. Up until a few years ago, that is.
4. What’s a fad of your teen years that you remember well?
Big hair. Has to be the big hair. The worship of Aqua Net and all that it did. My "own fad" was Harley shirts & leopard print pants, though. Nobody else really wore them, but I did. I guess maybe thats why I never made it into the "popular crowd".
Oh... and pinning your jeans. I still have scars on my legs from jabbing the pins into my flesh, because it had to be tight, ya know.
5. What is your favorite breakfast?
Coffee & peanut butter cups. Or strawberry PopTarts.
6. What is the best birthday gift that you have received?
a leather trench coat that the husband bought me years and years ago when we had no money, but I needed a coat.
7. What gadget could you not live without?
My computer. Thats a gadget, right?
8. Do you collect anything?
Too much junk, thats what I collect. But mainly, Big Sky Bear Bearfoots by Jeff Fleming.
9. What website (non-blog) do you regularly visit?
InsanityCafe.com, of course! And Facebook - I'm a Facebook addict.