Friday Fill-in

And...here we go!



1. Oh, I am so tired of this kid not waking up in the morning, the endless everyday battle of getting her up and going to school!

2. Everybodys ass changes, big and little.

3. During the night, I sleep.

4. What you say online is private; are you kidding me???

5. Right now I'd like to be someone else's mom.

6. My coffee maker is my favorite gadget.

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to nothing because the husband went up north snowmobiling, tomorrow my plans include going to a Chamber banquet that is honoring my stepmom's family and Sunday, I want to go grocery shopping!

Tats, blogs, swimming in your favorite shirt and Oh so much more!

1. Obama tattoos. What do you think of people who got one?

• I think they are pretty stupid. What if the dude turns out to be another Bush or Nixon?
  

2. How many blogs do you read a day, and do you always comment?

• 5-10, depends on the day. There are 4 that I go to each day regardless. Do I always comment? No. I am awful that way. I guess I should. I'm a loser.
  

3. Do you know to swim?

• I know how to, I just don't like to. It's that submersion in water thing that I have.
  

4. Describe your favorite shirt.

• It's a grey sweatshirt that says "Luminol ruined my whole plan".
  

5. What is one thing that is ALWAYS on your grocery list? Extra points for imagination and creativity.

• Peanut Butter Cups. Not very creative, but truthfull.
  

6. Have you ever done any acting?

• Just to my parents when I was a kid. And a cop once - maybe I should have pursued acting... if you can convince a cop you aren't drunk and that nobody drank in your house even though there was a counter full of empty bottles... you should win an award. I should have.
  

7. I just made a delicious smelling dinner with mystery meat. Will you have some?

• as long as all your pets and kids are still in the house where I can see them I don't care.
  

8. If you are driving in the rain and you see a person walking along the road, do you intentionally try to splash them?

• Depends on who they are. My kids? You bet your ass I do.
  

9. Yearbooks- do you still have any from school?

• Yeah, all of them. Does that make me a nerd?
  

10. What kind of shampoo do you use?

• I go between Suave, Pantene and Dove. Depends on my mood.
  

11. And just to counter Ber's first question from last week.... What's the hottest temps you have experienced?

• Probably 105 or so. But it's the humidity that'll kill ya....
  

Thursday Thunks... it's what we do on Thursdays.... Now go get your butt over there and play with us....

Kaboodle

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The Mom Song

This has got to be one of the best things I've heard in years!

Sock eating monsters, Big Love and .... well, love.

I just don't get it. Where do they go? Seriously! Out of one load of laundry there are 8 socks with no matches. Unreal. Of course, the demons don't know where they are and they are real good about throwing the blame my way; "I threw them down with the other laundry". As if I take their socks and shove them under MY bed or something so that later I can chew their asses about it. Yeah, sure. I have better things to do with my life than bitch and them and look for fricken socks.

I made Demon #1 check her room and the computer room... she found 5 of the unmatched culprits.

Threw them down with the rest, huh? Yeah, ok.

Last night was the season premier of Big Love on HBO. Might I add; FINALLY! We've only been waiting forever for this show to pick back up. The first thing I noticed was that Margene had her baby... the last we heard she had just gotten pregnant, but I suppose you can't be pregnant for 2 years. Yeah, 2 years we've been waiting for it to come back on.
I never realized how much I missed the show until last night. It was so good to see it again. They are going in so many different directions with storylines... it's gonna be a good season!
I know this isn't a very popular show. Kimber is the only other person other than myself that I know that watches it. I don't care... I've always seemed to like shows that nobody ever does anyway.
It shows the good side of polygamy and the bad... last night they protrayed the "lost boys" - the older boys that are sent away from polygamy compounds because they are within age to start "stealing" the potential wives for higher up men. It's something very real that happens with this lifestyle, but not talked about at all.
The good side is what draws me in... the friendship between the sister wives. Although I could never share a husband, the thought of having women around to talk to, share things with... that intriques me.
Although I got to thinking last night that if I was in the same boat as Anna, the possible "4th wife" that the family is starting to date, it might be easier to get into... other than the place that Barb, the 1st wife, was in when Bill married Nikki. Barb & Bill had been married for quite some time and she didn't have to share him - and had no intenetions to until Nikki came along. To share what had been yours and only yours would be hard, but I think to share what you share from the beginning wouldn't be as hard.
Did that make sense?

Anyway, watch the show. It rocks.

Speaking of love - Valentines Day is just around the corner. I've made some V-day designs for whoever wants them... you can get them here.

and hey... pass it on to your friends! They claim word-of-mouth advertising is the best kind!
Oh... and for you snowmobilers, I made some snowmobile valentine's too!

Speaking of my shops & designs... believe it or not I spent almost my entire Sunday yesterday remodeling TheFishingBowl. Feel free to tell me what you think!

Ok, so enough of my rambling and advertising :)

Sunday Stealing: The Cannon Fodder Meme

Cheers to all us thieves!

Sunday Stealing: The Cannon Fodder Meme

1. Is there someone you'd like to be kissing right now?

• No. It's morning - it's "me" time. I've got my coffee cup, my laptop.... it's the time of day that I just sit and do me stuff.
  

2. When you're being extremely quiet, what does it mean?

• It means I'm not talking??? I guess it means I'm bored.
  

3. What are you listening to right now?

• the hum of the fridge and the bubbling from the fish tank..... oh and the footsteps of Saki going upstairs to bug someone else cuz I won't play with her. I told ya, it's me time.
  

4. Are you a big fan of thunderstorms?

• Yeah, I even got an autographed picture!
  

5. Do you believe in perfect?

• Yes because I have made the perfect peanut butter shake on more than one occasion.
  

6. Are you a jealous person?

• Yes and I hate to admit that.
  

7. What was the first thing you thought this morning?

• What time is it?
  

8. What do you think about when you are falling asleep?

• Lots of stuff... mostly non-important stuff that will bore me to sleep
  

9. Are you satisfied with what you have in life?

• Yes. Funny, the husband & I were just talking about this the other day. He wants so much and I want - nothing. Seriously, there is nothing I want that I don't already have.
  

10. Do people ever think that you're either older or younger than you actually are?

• Younger. I get carded a lot. It's annoying. I'm an old woman, people!
  

11. Do you think men truly understand women?

• is that a trick question?
  

12. How about women understanding men?

• Sure, thats easy. Sex - they are understood.
  

13. Did anybody ever call you handsome or beautiful?

• Yeah... but I hate it.
  

14. What is one fact about the last person that called you?

• I met her when I was like 4 years old... she was a friend of my sister's (who is almost 10 years older than me). But now, even though I was the pain in the ass little sister, we are really close friends now.
  

15. Other than your current one, what’s the longest relationship you have had?

• I take it we are talking romantic here, right? My first boyfriend & I dated for over 2 years.
  

Saturday 9: The First Apartment

Saturday 9: The First Apartment

1. Where had you moved from?
A house my ex-husband & I had.
2. Describe your first apartment.
It was what they call and "efficiency apartment" or "studio apartment". It had a kitchen, living room, bathroom & closet. It was as small as it sounds. Plus the building was older than heck, so it was just a scary place. Ironically, my parents own the apartments now but years ago my dad remolded them and there is no more no-bedroom apartments.
3. How old were you when you had your apartment?
19
4. Did you have roommates? If yes, tell us more.
Not at first, but because my ex wouldn't leave me the hell alone, 2 guy friends moved in with me. They moved in the night that I came home and found a broken off key in my lock. I knew who did it, contacted the cops and they said - and I quote - "what do you want us to do about it?". I had no proof it was him.. unless I could prove he had a broken key on his keyring.
Yeah... 3 people in that apartment. Good thing we all got along!
5. What was your place of employment then?
I worked as a waitress at a cafe down the street.
6. How were you finances at the time?
Nothing to speak of... I got money, I spent it. I was 19 after all.
7. Tell us about a lover who spent a night there.
It was a little cramped in there... nobody ever did.
8. Tell us about a band you listen to then. (You can cheat. Look it up.)
Poison.
9. How long did you live there and why did you move from there?
Less than a year, I don't remember exactly how long. Two of us moved into a bigger apartment down the street and soon after I moved in with The Husband.

Thawing out

We are finally thawing out. Yesterday morning we broke a record in our area with -33 degrees. Thats a big fat F behind that, not a C. It's been a cold week, let me tell you! When it's 1- or 20 degrees you can easily run outside for something without a coat on, but not when it's -30. You have to bundle up just to open the front door.
Not to mention my poor furnace couldn't keep up. Thats what I get with having a boiler and hot water heat. There is no instant heat, and no circulating of the air when we are all sleeping. Hopefully now the poor thing can catch a break... woke up to 15 degrees this morning and after this last week - that's a heat wave!
I am so sick of our roads being covered with ice & snow, too. We haven't been over freezing in weeks, so the roads just stay as they are. When it's this cold the salt & chemicals that they put down doesn't do any good. Once it hits 20-30 degrees they will and then... well then I'll be bitching about the slushy sloppy mess that's out there.

Yesterday Kimber & I were both having a blast on the forums. Most of the time it seemed like we were just talking to ourselves, but man it was fun! But I think I realized that Kimber has a crush on me during the process. Hmmm I'll have to start watching what I say to her from now on, I don't want her to get the wrong idea or anything.
Call this another shameless plug or just a bit of whining, but I'm really frustrated with the forums right now. No matter how much Kimber & I post it seems that nobody replies. We have a good, small group of people who log in multiple times a day, you would think we would have something to read whenever we log in... but it seems like it's only if her & I post. We need new blood. I absolutely love that CruelPaul joined up a few weeks ago... he's a snowmobiling buddy of the husband's... he's a hoot. He's so fun. But that reminds me that he didn't receive a very warm welcome from our members at all... in fact I've noticed that quite a few of them have not even acknowledged the fact that he's even there. A simple "hi" or "welcome" in his introduction thread would have been nice. But at least Nicho is liking having him there... I haven't seen Nicho post this much for years.
Like I said, we need new blood. New blood to go in and shake things up a bit. Different opinions, different views, different personalities.

Another whine of mine is I still can't shake this damn cold I've had for over a week. Thats really why my blogging has gone to almost nothing. I'm sick of this stuffed head and plugged up ears. Plugged ears have to be the worst. Drives me insane. Maybe thats why I can't understand how someone can walk around with a Q-Tip in their ear and forget its there. How can anyone stand something in their ears? I don't get it.

(sorry, if you would read the forums, you would get that! )

It's amazing to me that in a house of 4 people, only one person can get knocked out by this bug. I mean seriously, why do I get stuck with this sickness for days and days and everyone else is fine? It's not fair. It's just not fair!!! I didn't hurt nobody, what did I do to deserve this?
I even tried putting Vicks on the bottom of my feet one night and it didn't do a damn thing. My bestest friend swears by it, but I don't know why.

So I'm going to go back to drinking my coffee and reading blogs/news/whatever else and see what today will bring for me.

I'm out of laundry soap, so I know I have to go buy some of that. And milk. Damn these people drink a lot of milk. I need to buy my own cow.

Temps, awards, Bud, tabs, Vicks, bugs and a bunch of other crap

This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by Berleen, the color green and the number 1256.
1. Whats the coldest temps you've experienced? Well, right now it's -30 outside. Schools finally closed for the first time this year because of the cold. It's pushing -50 windchills out there too. This is probably the coldest, or close to... but I know I've been in this weather before. I live in Minnesota for Gods sake! It's about time we get some real weather.
2. Whats for dinner tonight? Something with venison hamburger. Maybe spaghetti or something.
3. Would you consider this job in Australia? I would. I'm not ashamed to admit it. I should apply, whats it hurt, right?
4. What was your favorite subject in high school? Composition/Creative Writing or Psychology.
5. How many hours a day is your tv on? During the week, about 6. Weekends, about 15.
6. Have you ever received an award? I don't remember ever receiving an award.
7. Whats your mousepad look like? It has "Perfectly Imperfect" printed on it.
8. Do you think Bud should do the Thursday Thunk meme? Yeah, I really think he should. I mean... it's Thursday - what else does he have to do today?
9. How many browser tabs do you have open right now? This one, the ThursdayThunk one and Facebook.
10. If you are a parent, have you or did you ever put Vicks VapoRub on your children under the age of 2? Yes I did and I don't understand why it suddenly doesn't work.
11. If you had to pick one insect to infest your house for 1 day and after that day they would just suddenly vanish, which insect infestation would you pick? Butterflies!!!
12. What color is your underwear that you are wearing right at this moment? Yellow SpongeBob SquarePants ones with blue stitching.
13. What was the last think you watched on tv? Our local FoxNews last night.
14. What are your plans for the 4th of July this year? What day of the week is it on? Who seriously came up with this stupid question? I'll probably be out at the lake.... in 80 or 90 degree weather.....
15. Tell us about one absolutely wonderful thing that happened to you as a teenager and every time you think of it, it brings a smile to your face. It's not really one thing at one certain time, it's all the times that I spent just hanging out at my house with my friends. One group in particular - it was a bunch of guys that were quite a few years younger than I was, the "bad kids" of town. I guess I sorta took them under my wing. One summer in particular I don't know how many games of 500 we played, but we played day after day after day on my living room floor. To get those days back again.... I really miss those boys. One of them found me on Facebook recently... it's nice to know at least one of them is doing ok and not in prision.
16. What product could you sell someone based on your love for it? Sams Choice Peanut Butter Cups!

Sunday Stealing: The Hardest Meme Ever

Cheers to all us thieves!

Sunday Stealing: The Hardest Meme Ever

1. What is the bravest thing that you feel you've ever done physically?

• Nothing. I mean, besides give birth? But thats not very brave - the little demon had to come out somehow whether I wanted it or not.
  

2. What is the bravest thing that you feel you've ever done emotionally?

• Left my ex-husband. That was an easy one.
  

3. What one talent do you wish you had that you don't?

• Artist.
  

4. If you had that talent what would you be doing with it?

• Making money
  

5. We all have our reasons for blogging but what would be your ultimate goal for your blog or as a blogger?

• There is supposed to be a goal to blogging?
  

6. What advice would you give a new blogger?

• Don't do it.
  

7. Who are you three favorite blogs to visit (Yes, you can have ties and name more than three.)

• Melissa, Kimber & Bud. Sorry, no links. I've spent the weeknd sick and you are lucky I'm even blogging today.
  

8. You can trade lives with any one person for a month. Who would it be and why?

• Mel Gibsons wife would be my first, but the more I think about it... some millionaire. Then I'd transfer a bunch of money to my own account.
  

9. There's a fire and your family is safe but you have the chance to save any one item from your house. What would it be and why?

• Do my pets count as family? Well, we're going to count them. I'd have to save my camera. Stupid, yeah, but I just can't live without that damn thing. Or my laptop. I'd probably grab that.
  

10. You have the chance to go back in time and warn yourself before making a bad choice. What choice would it be and what would you tell yourself?

• None of them. All my bad choices became a learning experience in some way or another and who knows where I'd be today had things gone differently.
  

Braces, cookies, measure, talk radio and other junk

1. Are you a celebrity news junkie? For certain celebrities, yes - very much so. They are carefully hand-picked, though. Most I don't really give a rats ass about.
2. Have you or anyone in your family ever had braces? Demon #1 does and she gets them off next month! I hope to get a copy of the before pics so I can post them!
3. Name 4 things in your garage that you don't think anyone else has in theirs. Too many old snowmobiles, a pile of Kawasaki cylinders that are hard to find, a weight bench because it doesn't fit in the house and a bottle of nail polish for when I get bored watching the husband work on sleds and decide to paint my nails.
4. Do you order Girl Scout cookies? Of course. It's a sin not to.
5. If you have a cat or a dog, what brand of dog/cat food do you feed them? Ukanuba dog food for Saki, Iams for Chico and Purina One for the cats.
6. When you cook, do you use measuring cups/spoons? No I don't. It drives the husband batty, but he still eats.
7. If you were stranded on a desert island, how many sand castles would you build? I would build one every day I was there. I mean, seriously, what else is there to do?
8. Whats one thing you own too many of? Besides snowmobiles? LOL Ok, I don't own them. Me? Probably purses. Or lighters. I have a lighter fetish.
9. If given the chance to go to the moon, would you? Nope. Don't even want to leave the country, much less the planet.
10. Talk radio - listen or not? I can't stand talk radio.
11. When you put silverware in the dishwasher or in the drainer to dry, do you put the handles up or down? Handles down, unless it's steak knives.
12. Video Games for kids - good or not? Good - especially when they are finding design flaws.
13. Share a website with us. Local6.com - which it isn't that anymore. But it's the best damn news site out there!
14. Water - bottle or tap? I already pay for tap water, why would I pay more for some that comes in a bottle?
15. Have you ever eaten a giant jawbreaker, the ones that are the size of the palm of your hand, all the way to the end? Nope. I always gave up on it half way through.

Why do I sled? It's a family tradition!

Why do I sled?
Why do I jump drifts?
Why must I go out every time it snows?
Stop and think it over and try and put yourself in my unique position
If I go out and sled all night long...

It's a family tradition!

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