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Sunday Stealing: The Blue Rene Meme

1. What thing is nearest to you ?
Duh. The laptop. Ok, technically my coffee cup is between me & the laptop, so it's closer, but I'm touching the laptop and not the coffee cup...

2. What is your ringtone ?
The Addams Family Theme Song

3. What was the last message in your inbox ?
A Google news alert for Kendra Wilkenson

4. Who is your best friend ?
Have we not gone over this before? Kimber is my best friend, but Melissa is my bestest friend.

5. What is the brand of your TV ?
Vizio or something. I'm not going to look. The husband didn't want to buy it because he'd never heard of the brand before but I argued with him because it was a lot cheaper than the Sonys & Magnavoxs.... come to find out Vizios are the top sellers right now. I love it when I prove something to him.

6. What schools did you attend?
Albany Elementary, Rockford Elementary, Jefferson Elementary, Madison Middle School, then Albany Elementary again, Farming Elementary, Albany Jr High, Albany High School and finally St Cloud Technical College.

7. Do you own a MP4 ?
No.

8. What song are you listening to now ?
None.

9. Did you kiss anybody in the past 2 days ?
of course. The husband and I gave his grandma a kiss on the cheek yesterday.

10. Have you ever kissed someone you met in the blogosphere?
um.... no.

11. What would you want to call if you weren't your current name ?
this question is fricken halarious to say out loud.

12. Would you be happy if you had everything ?
Define everything.

Define happy.

13. Are you always thinking of someone special?
No, I constantly think of people that are not special.

14. Tell us of your most desperate dream?
Desperate? As in nightmare? The sleestaks were coming after me, but Enik saved me....

15. When did you last laugh till you cried?
I don't remember, but I think it's long overdue.

16. If you had a crush, would you tell them you love him/her now ?
Ok. I have a crush on you.

Now you gotta figure out why exactly I'm talking to.

17. If you could be anywhere in the world now, where would you want to be ?
at the lake, fishing. Wow I really am boring, ain't I?

18. When was your heart last broken?
when I found out how bad it was at school for Demon #2 with being picked on

19. Whose birthday(s) is/are coming up?
my nephews

20. How many email accounts do you have?
3 and yes I use them all.

More Twilight Designs

I created a couple more Twilight designs for my shop. Actually a few of them I did awhile ago just hadn't put them up yet. You can see them here.

Damn kid

At least wait until I do my friggin hair...

Sleeping and swimming and dirty barefoot feet

This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by Berleen, the number 1 (because I am) and the color nude.

1. What is your least favorite candy bar?
anything with dark chocolate. I cannot stand dark chocolate. Anything else is fair game.

2. If I were to call you, what would you say?
I'd freak out... to call myself on the phone? That'd be a trip!

3. What is your favorite type of leaf?
Green ones.

4. When was the last time you....
- had sex? last night
- swam in a lake? last summer
- went barefoot outside? just now... just came back from my dads. I don't wear shoes just to walk a block from home.
- ate peas? a few weeks ago. We don't have them often because they set off a gout attack on the husband.

5. Since Father's Day is right around the corner, tell us about the person that you are celebrating.
My daddy is a stubborn, hot headed, bullheaded, short fused, hard to live with, smart, kind hearted, funny, lovable man who is the most important male in my life.

6. Were you dropped on your head as a child?
a time or two I'm sure.

7. How often do you clean your toilet?
When the husband tells me I'm slacking on my janitorial duties.

8. Have you ever been sunburned? Tell us about it.
Last weekend. My face. It hurt.

9. On average, how many hours a sleep do you get a night?
9

10 How many hours did you get last night?
11

11. Take a picture of something. Post it.
Demon #2 and her new cat that she got today. Sakura.

12. Are the bottom of your feet dirty?
Yes. And they won't be clean again until October.

13. Do you know the names of every member of the family who lives next door to you?
Yep. It's just a husband and wife on one side and a single dude on the other. Not too difficult.

Protective Fathers T-shirt from Zazzle.com

Protective Fathers T-shirt from Zazzle.com

Our South Dakota Trip

This past weekend we went to South Dakota to a snowmobile show. This show is my favorite. There is so much fun going on that you forget your are at a show/swap.

It's a family show... this is our friend, Paul and his son Ben.
Me & Saki. I ended up getting sunburn on my face. I think it's only happened one other time.
Strange people on strange things... our friend, Rampage likes to try out everyone's rides.
The husband.
Saki & her friend, Belle (owned by our friend, Dan). Although they weren't getting along real well this time around.
Paul's son again on a bike that just seemed like it would take too much effort to ride
Paul on his old bike/minibike/motorcycle. I'm not even sure what the hell it is.
everyone needs a motorized shopping cart, don't you think?Like I said, strange people... Saturday it rained, but Dan (Belle's daddy) had his trusty frog umbrella just for the occasion.
Paul had to get a picture of me on some sled... I don't even know who's sled this is!
and the husband & me.
and there you have it. Our trip to South Dakota. I guess you have to be into old sleds like we are to enjoy it. But maybe not... the people you meet are worth dealing with old crap for a weekend.

I Hate Myself for Loving You

Cheers to all us thieves!

Sunday Stealing: The Hate Meme

1. Most hated food:
green olives - biting into one will actually send me into full body convulsions. The demons think it's funny - aren't they just a couple of loving examples of the human species?
2. Most hated person:
I hate to hate anyone. I dislike a lot of people but I don't think I truely hate anyone. There are 3 people that I could list, but I still don't think I could call it hate.
3. Most hated job:
sewage pond cleaner. Not that I was one or anything, but I'd hate to have that job.
4. Most hated city:
any city. Any place on the map that is big enough to have a mall.
5. Most hated band:
Can't really think of one...
6. Most hated (non-blog) website:
irs.gov
7. Most hated TV program:
infomercals
8. Most hated politician:
are you suppose to like one or two of them or something?
9. Most hated artist:
Can't think of any of hand.
10. Most hated book:
a cookbook. There are too many things in there the husband wants me to make but I just don't have the ambition to try it.
11. Most hated shop or store:
any store that I have to walk through the doors of a mall to get to.
12. Most hated organization:
any religious denomination
13. Most hated historical event:
when the white man came to this country and thought it was ok to take it from the indians. How rude.
14. Most hated sport:
that one is easy. Golf. How smart are these people to hit a ball and then walk to find it and be stupid enough to hit it away from them again? And they do this 18 times in a row. You think after the 2nd time they would realize how dumb they are to hit it again. Unbelievable.
15. Most hated technology:
the computers in cars. Now the husband can't fix our vehicles anymore. It's annoying.
16. Most hated annual event:
Daylight Savings. It's so stupid and I hate that week after while my body is adjusting to waking up at the right time.
17. Most hated daily task:
drying my hair. Seriously, have you seen how thick this crap is? You dry it.
18. Most hated comedian:
Sam Kinison. I just hated his voice, not him personally. He was too jacked up to understand.
19. Most hated blog:
any one that overdoes those giveaway things.
20. Most hated song:
Drive by the Cars. Just because it's a stupid title for a stupid band name. It's always irritated the crap outta me. I dont' even know what the song is about because I can't get past the fact that a band called The Cars thought up a song called Drive. I wonder if they have a song called Idle. I bet they do. Losers.

Off to see the wizard....

Bright & early tomorrow morning we are packing up and headed to South Dakota to go here. If you notice, Saki is one of the unofficial mascots, along with her friend Belle. We are spending the weekend with a bunch of snowmobile addicted guys who are tons of fun. Some of them are already there and we are missing out on some of the fun, but we'll get there. Eventually.

You should come, too. It's alot of fun... just steer clear of Rampage & CruelPaul. I can't promise no harm will come of you.

Pictures to follow at the end of the weekend!

Golf Balls, Alphabet, Maggots, Butt Paste & Much More Madness

This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by Kimber, the color rojo and the number 334.

1. How many golf balls can fit inside a full sized school bus?
I have no idea but I just about spit all over my screen reading this one! I wouldn't want to try golf balls, but how about goof balls... I think the capacity is 64 on most buses. Maybe 68. I used to stare at that stupid number for 2 hours everyday - why can't I remember?

2. Who decided the alphabet order?
I don't know, but had they known about Bud's meme, they would have stopped much sooner.

3. Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
I've always wondered that myself.

4. You go to a nice restaurant and they are offering free samples of cheese. You take a bite and it's delicious. Then they tell you the cheese is processed with maggots in it which make the great texture and flavor. Do you vomit at the thought of maggots, think "oh well but no more", or just ask for another sample?
I'm not one for puking from afterthoughts. I'd probably make a horrible face that would show every wrinkle and tell them to please get that crap out of my face.

5. Would you rather ride on a cloud or slide down a rainbow?
I've always wanted to float on a cloud - how comfy would that be for a nap? But sliding down a rainbow... that sounds heavenly! Oh wait, nevermind. I hate heights. I think I'd be screwed either way.

6. Do you know/care who Heidi & Spencer are?
Who?

Thats my answer I guess.

7. Have you ever used Butt Paste?
Why yes I have, have you? I do not have any in the house at the moment, but I should. Thats some sweet ass stuff! Pun intended.

8. Pie or cake?
Cake, of course! Are you partly insane for asking such a question? Well... unless it's banana creme pie or chocolate peanut butter pie.....

9. Do you remember when MTV used to play music videos?
Yes and can you believe that I have a few VHS tapes with them recorded? I used to spend hours recording MTV. I was so 80s.

Psychotic Housewife

Psychotic Housewife T-shirt

by insanitywear

Are you a housewife with an evil side to you? Maybe your husband thinks you watch too many crime shows and is starting to worry that you are doing research instead of just enjoying the program.... maybe you are just a housewife with a twisted sense of humor!

Lazybitchitus Hat from Zazzle.com

Lazybitchitus Hat from Zazzle.com

A bunch of silly questions for Sunday

Cheers to all us thieves!

Sunday Stealing: The Monkey's Meme

1. Name one person who made you smile today:
I haven't smiled yet.
2. What were you doing at 8am this morning?
it hasn't hit 8am yet.
3. What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
I was snuggled up as tight as can be against the husband, a.k.a. "spooning", trying to stay sleeping. I don't want to get up...
4. What is your favorite candy bar?
I swear this is the most asked meme question ever and I refuse to answer it.
5. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No, but I've had a male stripper come to a party I was at. It was kind of stupid.
6. What was the last thing you had to drink?
did you not read that its not even 8am yet? Until it comes in IV form, I can only drink coffee so fast before I move onto other things
7. What was the last thing you ate?
a mushroom off of Demon #2's piece of pizza last night.
8. The last sporting event you watched?
I'm not sure... I don't remember.
9. Do you go to church every Sunday?
Nope. I used to, got the demons even going but they saw the ugly side of organized religion way too fast and decided they didn't want to be a part of it.
10. Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?
Chow mien over pizza? I'd have to yes to that one. Only chow mien though.
11. What are you doing tomorrow?
working like I do everyday.
12. What do you think of when you hear Australia?
the country makes noise? Sweet. What does it say? I must be tone deaf to hearing countries. Now when an Australian man speaks... I think nasty naughty thoughts. Hubba hubba!
13. Biggest annoyance right now?
right now I'm pretty mellow... nothing is annoying me and can't think of anything off hand. Oh wait... I got one! There are HUGE fish out at the lake that we can see from shore but the somes-a-bitches won't bite on nothing.
14. Last song listened to?
I think it was Toby Keith's "God Love Her" on the radio on our way home from the lake yesterday.
15. Do you have a maid service clean your house?
thats some funny shit right there.
16. Are you jealous of anyone?
it used to be Mel Gibson's wife, but not so much anymore. So now I guess I have to start being jealous of the new girlfriend.
17. Is anyone jealous of you?
I don't know, are you?
18. What do you usually do during the day?
work... go visit my father...
19. Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
it would be sort of stupid to hate someone that you don't know, wouldn't it?
20. Are you thinking about someone right now?
I'm trying to think of someone that I don't know that I hate. It ain't working so well. I'll just go back to thinking about an Australian or Mel... much better.