Ducks & Hats?

I made this design yesterday. I really don't know if anyone will understand it, but it's funny just the same. This is something that my brother-in-law always says when he's acting like he's going to punish one of the kids....
I'll take you out behind the woodshed and knock you so flat, you'll be able to walk underneath a duck with your hat on!

Funny, humorous design for those with a sense of humor!

Like it? Want it? Go here to get it. Or pass it on to your friends, whichever the voices in your head decide you should do.

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Thursday Thunker's Week! Take Two

These questions were submitted by Thursday Thunker participants! (so don't blame Kimber & Berleen for the quality of the questions.....)

we are picking up where we left off last week, which explains why we are starting with #21 instead of #1. Great work on the questions submissions everyone! It gave Kimber & I a much needed mental break. We posted these questions just as they were listed on the participant's blog.

21. How many states have you been in?
14 I believe. I've driven through quite a few.
22. If a sexist Man is called a pig, what is a sexist Woman called?
a bitch? Which is technically an animal, afterall.
23. You see the one person who you absolutely despise. If you were guarentee'd that he/she couldn't say or do anything back to you.... What would you do??
walk away... it's really not that worth it.
24. How many states are to the right of you? And don’t give us a map to look at.
5 if I'm sitting with myself facing south, which I am now... but if I'm facing north, I'd have to get out a map and count.
25. You can go anywhere in the world for free. Where are you?
Australia just to hear the men talk.
26. HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP?
I'm assuming none, unless you were typing one-handed.
27. Are you a boxing fan? Do you think there will be a rematch of the Hatton-Pacquiao fight?
Nope. Not a fan and I have no clue what the hell you are even talking about
28. What is the most disgusting thing you have ever eaten?
green olives.
29. Is it cloudy right now?
Yes. And I wish them clouds would drop some water out of them
30. What is your dream job?
to work with animals. A zoo. With big cats & their cubs.
31. Someone gives you a $500 gift card to WalMart or Target. What are you going to buy?
Lame alert!!!! I'd buy groceries.
32. When you were little, what did you want to be "when you grow up"? And, how much different is your occupation now from where you thought it would be when you were younger?
I wanted to be a veterinarian. Totally different now because the closest I get to working with animals is having them sit on my feet while I sit here and work at the computer.
33. what was your favorite toy as a child?
My Little Pony. But honestly, my favorite toy was anything I could find outside. Usually neighbors dogs or something.
34. How do you think these things up??
I can't speak for Kimber, but I tend to stare out my kitchen window and type out whatever enters my head.
35. Why do you think so many "fake" veterans get away with pretending? Why don't people question them more (especially the media who eats up their stories?)
I guess I'm a little confused at this question. I didn't realize there was a problem with people going around saying they were in wars.
36. What is the last place you had a good cry and why?
I really don't remember.
37. What do you mean?
I don't know, what do you mean?
38. Which Sesame Street Character do you relate with the most and why?
who doesn't love Elmo?
39. What song one would you listen to over and over if you absolutely had to?
there's a few Johnny Cash songs that I can't get sick of.
40. Did you ever make what you believed at the time to be a horrible mistake - that in hindsight turned out to lead you on the best path in your life?
Yep. I don't really want to get into details about it, though. Lame, I know.

Wow. Second time in this post I've used the word "lame" and I rarely use that word.

41. If you could change one thing on your person, what would it be?
Does this mean physically? My teeth.
42. What’s your favorite show to watch on television nowadays?
There's a few. House, Wife Swap, Days of our Lives, CSI... do I need to continue?
43. Do you believe there is life after death?
I'd like to believe there is and I hope there is, but it's hard to say I "believe" because one just really doesn't know.

It's a Dog's Life

(Sunday Stealing is here....)

It was our actual first day out at the lake this year... the girls had crappy luck at fishing (crappy - not crappie) and it was pretty short lived. They could see the fish, they just weren't biting.

It sure didn't stop Saki from enjoying the water & sunshine. No fish biting meant more time for the girls to play with her, so she was happy!

Last one in is a rotten egg!

If you're gonna go in - go in all the way!If you throw, she will retrieve.

after a nice swim there's nothing better than a famous dog shake!

and after all that fun, then it was time to play some fetch with the oversized Frisbee.

Saki, DROP IT!! (she loves to fetch, but she just never wants to let go!)

You realize there are 26 letters in the alphabet?

Sunday Stealing: The A to Z Meme

A
• Are you available?
For what? To babysit? To design a t-shirt for you? Specifics. Doesn't anyone realize things can be taken in so many ways?
• What is your age?
36
• What annoys you?
Slivers in my fingers

B
• Do you know anyone named Billy?
I've known people named Billy. Past people.
• When is your birthday?
in December. I like daisies.
• Who is your best friend?
Kimberella is my best friend, but Melissa is my bestest friend. Yes, they are different. It gives Melissa that small upper hand. Nothing against Kimber it's just that Melissa was there first.

C
• What's your favorite candy?
Seriously?
• Crush?
Wasn't this asked a few weeks ago? I still have some of that Grape Crush in the fridge...
• When was the last time you cried?
oh crap, I don't know.

D
• Do you daydream?:
Too often. Then the dog barks or something and snaps me back into my real life.
• What's your favorite kind of dog?
Golden Retriever, especially mine
• What day of the week is it?
It's Saturday. And I'm home again tonight... like I have been the last 150 some Saturdays. Sometimes it sucks being a wife & mom.

E
• How do you like your eggs?
sunny-side up
• Have you ever been in the emergency room?
a couple times. Different reasons.
• Ever pet an elephant?
Yeah, from the top of it.

F
• Do you use fly swatters?
No. The dog catches them.
• Have you ever used a foghorn?
I had to ask someone what that was and no I haven't. Haven't used the rooster either.
• Is there a fan in your room?
on the ceiling

G
• Do you chew gun?
what else do you do with gum?
• Do you like gummy candies?
are we fighting wars against them? Worms vs Bears? Go worms!!!
• Do you like gory movies?
Of course! Love them! Although Hostel was a little too real - that one freaked me out.

H
• How are you?
just fine, how are you? Do you even care because nobody really wants to know the answer to this question when they ask you it.
• What's your height?.
5'5".
• What color is your hair?
today it's light brown - next week, blonde.

I
• What's your favorite ice cream?
chocolate peanut butter
• Have you ever ice skated?
yeah, but mostly on my ass
• Ever been in an igloo?
can't say that I have

Christ on a crutch... we're only on "J"????

J
• What's your favorite Jelly Bean?
the one I'm eating at the time
• Have you ever heard a really hilarious joke?
WTF??? kind of question is this??
• Do you wear jewelry?
rings, belly button ring and earrings. Anything else you wanna know?

K
• Who do you want to kill?
whoever came up with the idea to have 3 questions for every letter of the alphabet.
• Have you ever flown a kite?
Yes. My answers are going to be simple from here on out.
• Do you think kangaroos are cute?
when they are first born they are ugly as hell - they look like a blood clot.

L
• Are you laidback?
Not anymore
• Lions or Tigers?
Leopards.
• Do you like black licorice?
Do you like a hot poker in your eye?

M
• Favorite movie as a kid?
Bambi
• Ever shopped at Moosejaw?
at where?
• Favorite store at the mall?
the ones that aren't in the mall. I hate malls.


N
• Do you have a nickname?
a few
• Whats your favorite number?
oh shut up
• Do you prefer night or day?
day

O
• What's your one wish?
for someone to shorten the alphabet
• Are you an only child?
no
• Do you like the color orange?
sure.

P
• What are you most paranoid about?
doing next week's meme
• Piercings?
I went through this already
• Do you know anyone named Penelope?
no

Q
• Are you quick to judge people?
usually
• Do you like Quaker Oats?
no
• Know anyone that makes quilts?
yes
• Do you think you're always right?
no because I'm usually wrong
• Do you watch reality TV?
not if I can help it
• Reason to cry?
I'll give you 3 guesses and the first 2 don't count.

S
• Do you prefer sun or rain?
sun
• Do you like snow?
only on Christmas morning
• What's your favorite season?
spring

T
• time is it?
time to type faster
• What time did you wake up?
today or March 13th 1997?

U
• Can you ride a unicycle?
I don't know, never tried
• Do you know anyone with a unibrow?
I think so
• Uncles do you have?
Love the grammer.

V
• What’s the worst vegetable?
asparagus
• Did you ever watch Veggie Tales?
no
• Ever considered being vegan?
are you kidding me? There's a reason we learned to hunt.

W
• What's your worst habit?
doing Sunday Stealing. Ok maybe not, but if feels like it right now.
• Do you like water rides?
No. I hate it when my swimsuit goes up my butt
• Ever been inside a windmill?
you can go in them?

X
• Have you ever had an x-ray?
yes
• Ever used a Xerox machine?
oh shut up. Please. Or shoot me.

Y
• Do you like the color yellow?
Yes.
• What year were you born in?:
2 years into the 70s
• Do you yell when you're angry?
yes... can't you hear me?

Z
• Do you believe in the zodiac?
the killer?
• What's your zodiac sign?
that half man half horse freak.
• When was the last time you went to the zoo?
last summer. I'm due for another trip there.

Thank God I'm done with THAT! Less questions next week, guys. Holy crap.

I figured it out

As you can see, I figured out the 3-column thing. I still don't know if I like it, though. Maybe it will grow on me. We'll see.

By the way, this is my 580th post. Just in case you were keeping track or something.

To post on Friday

1. Moving my back in the mornings this week has really been a pain.
2. I wish food was free. I've spent so much money on food this week already.
3. My best quality is my DNA.
4. Why does everyone seem to think they need details.
5. In nearly 10 years, I'm gonna be really fricken old.
6. Allergy medicine is what I need right now!
7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to FISHING!, tomorrow my plans include going to buy a fishing license so I can go fishing and Sunday, I want to duh.... fish!

Thursday Thunker's Week!

These questions were submitted by last week's Thursday Thunk's participants! (so don't blame Kimber & Berleen for the quality of the questions.....)

yeah anyway, don't blame us.

1. Have you seen the new Star Trek movie, and if so what did you think?
Um... there's a new Star Trek movie?

2. Which popular sitcom character (past or present) are you most like?
Probably a toss up between Rosanne, Lucy & Joy on My Name is Earl

3. What kind of dreams do you have?
Wouldn't you like to know? Do you think you are in them?

4. Bugger it. Go get a tattoo and come back. Right, now answer me this, what ees eet?
The new vet here in town has paw prints going up the back of her arm. I think I found my new idea. 2 dog prints for Maxwell & Saki and 2 cat prints for Murray & Serena.

5. Do you think you could be on American Idol with the singing voice you have now without any voice training?
Depends on the song, honestly. I think I could make it to Hollywood, but not far after that I'm sure.

6. How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck? If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
my bestest friend asked this question and I'd like to smack her for it.

7. If you were a tree in a Dr. Seuss book, what would you look like?
I'd have pretty pink & white blossoms coming off of me

8. Twilight? I'm addicted/Who cares/What the hell is Twilight?
I am addicted. I'll admit it. Bella & Edward are the new Romeo & Juliet.

9. Do you think Kimber and Berleen do a dube while writing these questions?
I'd like to see us do one... Skype would have to have one helluva upgrade, though

10. What the worst injury you've ever had?
major road rash on my face & arms from a deer getting in the way of a motorcycle I was on

11. What is your favorite dessert?
peanut butter & chocolate smothered all over vanilla ice cream.

12. What do you prefer...beach or mountains?
For what? What am I doing? How am I dressed? A bikini would be awful chilly in the mountains. But I'll take the Rocky Mountains, if you are offering.

13. What movie have you seen that still make you cry?
The Notebook. Gets me everytime.

14. Why are you making me submit a question? Are you too lazy to think of one yourself?
Yes. I was lazy and so was Kimber. And there's no reason why you lazy asses need our creativity every week... we deserve some fricken help every now & then.

15. how often do you do laundry?
Whenever I need to. Today I did only because it was 30mph winds and 90 degrees - I could hang stuff outside and my family won't notice because the clothes aren't stiff!

16. What is your favorite movie of all time, and why?
anything with Mel in it, of course.

17. If you won a million dollars in the lottery, would you keep working?
Yep. I'd open a critter crisis center. (a no-kill shelter)

18. If there was a war of the gummies, would you be on the gummi bear side or the gummi worm side?
Worms! They can crawl into a hole and the bears can't get them

19. What's your favorite comic strip?
Family Circus. It's all so true.

20. Close your eyes… imagine you are in the perfect room/place… describe it.
No.. it's dark when I do that.

....to be continued next week.... (you didn't want all 40-some questions this week, did you?)

Are you a rose expert?

I had/have 3 different rose bushes planted in front of my house. If you know my history, I plant roses every year and every year they die. Well, I decided to give up. Today I went out and bought day lillies to plant in their place. Thats something I can grow. I get all ready to dig out these 3 rose plants and look what I find....



each one of them is showing signs of life! A couple days ago there was nothing. Even as I started to cut down some of the stems, they were dry and brittle... dead, to my eyes... until I saw this.

Now, I know a rose plant should be a lot farther in growth in mid-May than this. My mini-roses, which I can grow, are going crazy with lots of leaves and showing signs of buds.

Are these things trying to tell me that they want to live?

The Official Teenager

Yesterday we had the birthday party for Demon #2. She's officially 13 now.

She's a video game addict. Her hopes for the future include working for Sega as a video game designer, so Sonic was the only thing that made sense to have on her cake.

My sister helped light all 13 candles, even though I was told, "candles are sooo 3rd grade, Mom".
The husband & I cutting & serving the cake.
Guess who's going on a shopping spree?
Just a random picture taken of me... which doesn't happen often.
and Saki just couldn't figure out what all the fuss was about.

Robbing the place, cracks, blogs, geographical locations and other fun stuff

1. You are at the store when suddenly 2 men walk in with guns and rob the place. Are you the hero, quiet & follow the rules type, or try to make a run for it?
I follow the rules.. as best I could. It would throw me into a fricken panic attack and I would pray that they didn't say they would kill me if I wouldn't stop shaking.

2. Do you like Twizzlers?
Not really

3. Are you a YouTube watcher?
only when my kids insist that I have to watch something

4. When a auto glass store calls you and asks if you have a chip or crack in your windshield, what do you tell them?
I just tell them no and hang up, but then wish I'd remember all the cool lines when I'm actually on the phone with them.

5. What is the age difference between you and your father?
37 years

6. Have you ever tried to find the end of a rainbow?
Nope.

7. Camping - recreational vehicle or tent?
Either or

8. Have you ever had to call 9-1-1?
Yeah... twice.

9. Who is your favorite blog in the Thursday Thunk bloggers to visit?
I can't help it... I have to go with the crowd and say Buds.

10. How long do you think you could live locked in your house on the food that you have on hand right now?
Probably a month maybe? Two months if food includes dog & cat meat.

11. Pepper - shaker or grinder?
I'm really liking the grinder. Its fun.

12. What state (or country if you are not in the US) is 2 states west of you?
That depends. It's either Montana or Wyoming - depending on where I want to say

13. What color do you believe you look best in?
black

and once again... next week is Thursday Thunkers Questions... so....

14. What is your question submission for next week?
I just came up with 13 questions and I gotta do this again. Grrr Is it cloudy right now?

Hold on to your hat

It's very windy today.

Thats all.