Saturday, May 23, 2009

You realize there are 26 letters in the alphabet?

Sunday Stealing: The A to Z Meme

A
• Are you available?
For what? To babysit? To design a t-shirt for you? Specifics. Doesn't anyone realize things can be taken in so many ways?
• What is your age?
36
• What annoys you?
Slivers in my fingers

B
• Do you know anyone named Billy?
I've known people named Billy. Past people.
• When is your birthday?
in December. I like daisies.
• Who is your best friend?
Kimberella is my best friend, but Melissa is my bestest friend. Yes, they are different. It gives Melissa that small upper hand. Nothing against Kimber it's just that Melissa was there first.

C
• What's your favorite candy?
Seriously?
• Crush?
Wasn't this asked a few weeks ago? I still have some of that Grape Crush in the fridge...
• When was the last time you cried?
oh crap, I don't know.

D
• Do you daydream?:
Too often. Then the dog barks or something and snaps me back into my real life.
• What's your favorite kind of dog?
Golden Retriever, especially mine
• What day of the week is it?
It's Saturday. And I'm home again tonight... like I have been the last 150 some Saturdays. Sometimes it sucks being a wife & mom.

E
• How do you like your eggs?
sunny-side up
• Have you ever been in the emergency room?
a couple times. Different reasons.
• Ever pet an elephant?
Yeah, from the top of it.

F
• Do you use fly swatters?
No. The dog catches them.
• Have you ever used a foghorn?
I had to ask someone what that was and no I haven't. Haven't used the rooster either.
• Is there a fan in your room?
on the ceiling

G
• Do you chew gun?
what else do you do with gum?
• Do you like gummy candies?
are we fighting wars against them? Worms vs Bears? Go worms!!!
• Do you like gory movies?
Of course! Love them! Although Hostel was a little too real - that one freaked me out.

H
• How are you?
just fine, how are you? Do you even care because nobody really wants to know the answer to this question when they ask you it.
• What's your height?.
5'5".
• What color is your hair?
today it's light brown - next week, blonde.

I
• What's your favorite ice cream?
chocolate peanut butter
• Have you ever ice skated?
yeah, but mostly on my ass
• Ever been in an igloo?
can't say that I have

Christ on a crutch... we're only on "J"????

J
• What's your favorite Jelly Bean?
the one I'm eating at the time
• Have you ever heard a really hilarious joke?
WTF??? kind of question is this??
• Do you wear jewelry?
rings, belly button ring and earrings. Anything else you wanna know?

K
• Who do you want to kill?
whoever came up with the idea to have 3 questions for every letter of the alphabet.
• Have you ever flown a kite?
Yes. My answers are going to be simple from here on out.
• Do you think kangaroos are cute?
when they are first born they are ugly as hell - they look like a blood clot.

L
• Are you laidback?
Not anymore
• Lions or Tigers?
Leopards.
• Do you like black licorice?
Do you like a hot poker in your eye?

M
• Favorite movie as a kid?
Bambi
• Ever shopped at Moosejaw?
at where?
• Favorite store at the mall?
the ones that aren't in the mall. I hate malls.


N
• Do you have a nickname?
a few
• Whats your favorite number?
oh shut up
• Do you prefer night or day?
day

O
• What's your one wish?
for someone to shorten the alphabet
• Are you an only child?
no
• Do you like the color orange?
sure.

P
• What are you most paranoid about?
doing next week's meme
• Piercings?
I went through this already
• Do you know anyone named Penelope?
no

Q
• Are you quick to judge people?
usually
• Do you like Quaker Oats?
no
• Know anyone that makes quilts?
yes
• Do you think you're always right?
no because I'm usually wrong
• Do you watch reality TV?
not if I can help it
• Reason to cry?
I'll give you 3 guesses and the first 2 don't count.

S
• Do you prefer sun or rain?
sun
• Do you like snow?
only on Christmas morning
• What's your favorite season?
spring

T
• time is it?
time to type faster
• What time did you wake up?
today or March 13th 1997?

U
• Can you ride a unicycle?
I don't know, never tried
• Do you know anyone with a unibrow?
I think so
• Uncles do you have?
Love the grammer.

V
• What’s the worst vegetable?
asparagus
• Did you ever watch Veggie Tales?
no
• Ever considered being vegan?
are you kidding me? There's a reason we learned to hunt.

W
• What's your worst habit?
doing Sunday Stealing. Ok maybe not, but if feels like it right now.
• Do you like water rides?
No. I hate it when my swimsuit goes up my butt
• Ever been inside a windmill?
you can go in them?

X
• Have you ever had an x-ray?
yes
• Ever used a Xerox machine?
oh shut up. Please. Or shoot me.

Y
• Do you like the color yellow?
Yes.
• What year were you born in?:
2 years into the 70s
• Do you yell when you're angry?
yes... can't you hear me?

Z
• Do you believe in the zodiac?
the killer?
• What's your zodiac sign?
that half man half horse freak.
• When was the last time you went to the zoo?
last summer. I'm due for another trip there.

Thank God I'm done with THAT! Less questions next week, guys. Holy crap.

11 comments:

Kimber said...

Oh my heck that was a long one! What is this shit that I can't be the bestest best friend because I came on the scene too late? *giggle* Just teasing. I love Missy too.

Hootin' Anni said...

...and your golden retriever is gorgeous I might add!!!

Mine is now posted. Do hope you can find time to stop by and read what I had to say today. Happy Sunday.

I am Harriet said...

That's neat that you touched an elephant. I was looking at your other post of your dog. I had a lab that I would take swimming. It was a lot of fun.

NurseExec said...

You have a gorgeous golden retriever, btw! Have a happy Sunday :)

Carleen said...

I agree -- this was one helluva long meme! Loved your snarky answers, though, LOL.

Rikki said...

Aren't some of those questions really aggravating? GREAT answers!
Thanks for stopping by my blog. Happy Sunday!

Improbable Joe said...

These long memes are a total excuse for maximum snark. Great work!

Duchess Dethroned said...

Yes, seriously, there were too many questions.

It was entertaining to read your sassy answers, though. LOL!

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

My favorite was: "Have you ever been in the emergency room?
a couple times. Different reasons." I'm glad you clarified that. I thought they didn't get it right so you had to keep going back. ;) This meme S U C K E D. Sorry...

Rims said...

Hah me too found it awfully long...and this ones was my first SS :(
But really enjoyed reading ur witty responses :)

Happy Sunday!

Thom said...

LOL...I love your response to the Joke question, the black licorice, number and zodiac. You are a riot. LOL. Love the answers. Happy Sunday Stealing to you :)