That word is so wierd. It's not even pronounced anywhere near how it's spelled! And they wonder why the English language is so hard to learn.
Anyway, she shared this link. A How-To on how to use one of these things. Who comes up with this stuff? Here is a list of the "warnings" listed.
Be very careful when turning on the water, as many bidets can produce a very high jet of water with only a slight turn of the control.
This just sent me into a rolling laugh... seriously.Dry wipe at least once after having a bowel movement and before using the bidet. Excess fecal matter may clog the bidet drain. This can be quite disgusting for someone who uses the bidet after you.
or thrilling....Be very careful adjusting the temperature and pressure on the bidet. You want to avoid scalding sensitive skin, and high pressure can be very irritating.
Drinking from a bidet is not recommended. The stream can ricochet off a soiled area and become contaminated.
I'm thinking that the experience of actually using one of these would be so fun & comical that it would be a shame to experience it alone. This is something to share with friends!
2 comments:
I don't know why we all don't have bidets. I mean how archaic is dry wiping? We don't do it for babies why is it acceptable for adults. Clearly dry wiping is not the most cleansing way of going about it. Right? I mean you wouldn't dry wipe your hands if you got something near as disgusting as what we are talking about. I'm all for bidets!
Ok whoa.. that made way too much sense.
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