My parents reminded me yesterday that Demon #1 is 2 years away from her driver's permit. Lord help me... please.
This is the same child that I had this conversation with about 2 years ago:
"Mom, how does the car know when you are going to turn?"
"Huh? What do you mean?"
"How does the car know that you are going to turn so it can turn the blinkers on?"
And, yes, this is the same child that probably still thinks I've only had sex twice.