Saturday, May 30, 2009

So you think you are in love....???

10 Signs Of Being In Love That Might Actually Be Symptoms Of Crippling Or Fatal Disease

1. Skippy heartbeat when you think of him/her.

You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Tachycardia which may lead to ventricular fibrillation and myocardial infarction (heart attack)

2. Restless trembling of hands, feet and other body parts.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Parkinson's Disease

3. Constant smiling.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Bell's Palsy

4. Absent mindedness, forgetfulness, inability to focus on tasks at work or home.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: early onset Alzheimer's Disease

5. Frequent or constant sexual arousal.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: nymphomania

6. Weakening of knees and bursts of energy when he/she calls or comes over.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: multiple sclerosis

7. Inability to stop thinking about him/her.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: OCD

8. Bruising on neck, breasts and other tender areas.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: leukemia

9. Insomnia.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: benign prostatic hyperplasia

10. Feeling that you can smell/hear/feel him or her when not in his/her presence.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: schizophrenia

2 comments:

Bud Fisher said...

You are insane, you know. But in a good way? It is actually a very funny list. Happy Saturday!

Lori L. Clark Art said...

Love this list! Thanks for sharing it!