Monday, July 13, 2009

The Blog Outside The Box Meme

Ok we are doing another one... the "outside the box" caught me. I'm hooked.

The Blog Outside The Box Meme
This meme is all about using your imagination. Free your inner blogginess. Step outside the proverbial blox (that's blog + box for all you non-blog speakers). Answer these ridiculous situational questions and post them on your own blog. Here's the situation for today. We won't tell a soul. And remember:
Don't end up in the dungeon.

1. You are in court. You are in deep doo-doo. What did you do? ('Cause if you want, I might could talk to the judge and get your sentence reduced to Bloggingham dungeon time.)
I sold the kids to the gypsies... finally. I didn't know it was illegal, honest!

2. Your blog just became a best-selling book . What is the title of your book ?
Crap 101

3. It is midnight. The phone rings. It is Michael Jackson calling from the Great Beyond.

What would you like to ask him?
Are the damn kids yours biologically or not?

4. You are having your future told. The fortune teller looks in the crystal ball, screams and leaves the room in fright. What did they see?
My demons being returned to me by order of the judge and they never move out of the house.

5. You're blogging along minding your own blusiness (that's blog + oh...you know) when Google unexpectedly puts a Objectionable Content Warning on your blog. Your own mother is afraid to enter! What, pray tell, did you do to warrant it? How did this happen? Do you think you deserve it? Just how objectionable are you? Do tell.
I didn't do anything dammit! I never fricken swear in this damn blog. Ever.

6. You suddenly become God Of The Universe. What would your first Commandment be?
Thou shall not make chocolate fattening.

I'm God, dammit.

7. And finally, what secret would you like to tell the Queen?
Not to worry. What happens in Bloggingham, stays in Bloggingham.
I have a bag of peanut butter cups in the very back of the fridge... you can't see it unless you move something, which you know that demons never move things.

10 comments:

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

So you're "god dammit"? OK, God. Where is the complaint department? And you are right of course. We have one more day of not thinking up a post...

Kimber said...

LOL PB cups, hope the demons don't read this!

Mimi Lenox said...

Blogger just ate my comment. Reconstructing...

I said (I think)..You mean I get to eat the peanut butter cups? You are sharing, right? Yay!
And I, too, would like to know about the biological kids. That and where he's buried.

Not making chocolate fattening is brilliant! You made me laugh out loud with that one.

Thanks for playing my first meme.
I love it!

Vanniedosa said...

we have the same Q for michael lol

Duchess Dethroned said...

LOL! Good commandment...if you like chocolate... :-D

Mimi Lenox said...

I'm sorry, Berleen, but I had to throw you and Kimber in the dungeon. You are guilty by association for not stopping her killing spree.

Bring a warm blanket and some extra food for the rats.

Maybe you can get out next week. One can only hope.
God be with you.

StraitJacketMom (Berleen) said...

That is sooooo not fair! Im protesting! I want my phone call!

Mejis said...

#6 would be awesome! You are a kind Goddess. lol

Thom said...

I didn't know there was a "god dammit" LOL. Great answers...selling the kids to gypsies...my kinda woman LOL

LADYHIGHTOWER said...

Be Still. Be brave, sweetling. The Queen's day will dawn. Ah, Dawn...another sweetling. You MUST carry on.