Wednesday, July 01, 2009

Hold The Knob, Wear Clean Shoes And Enjoy The Insanity!

Welcome to the July 2nd version of Thursday Thunks!
(which we always seem to post on Wednesday)
Where we make you think a little bit before you blog!
This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by
Kimber, the number 14 and the color of your mother's hair dye.

1. When you close a door, do you close it quick and just let it slam or do you hold the knob and slowly shut it tight?
Strangely enough... now follow along here... I close the door by pulling on the knob on the opposite side of the door as I walk out of the room, then just before my hand gets squished I let go and the door magically follows it's movement into a closed fashion.

2.Train A is moving at 60 miles an hour. Train B is moving at 22 miles an hour. They will pass each other at X time. Now what color shoes are you wearing when train A derails?
Where in Gods green earth did you come up with this one, Kimberella? I don't even understand it, to be honest. Why the hell does train A derail anyway when they passed each other? And knowing me, I'm barefoot.

3. What if M&M's grew on trees? What color M&M tree would you have?
This was my question and I'll tell you why. My neighbors tree looks like it has red, orange & yellow M&M's on it. I think it's a crabapple tree or something but it's the funniest thing.
But if they really grew on trees? In July I would lay underneath them and catch the dripping chocolate as it fell... because as long as you don't pick them they will melt. Remember, M&M's don't melt in your hands.

4. How many petals on a flower does it take to make it the perfect bloom?
as long as its balanced with the same number of petals on either side of the flower, it's perfect.

5. I took you to spend $421.67 on you, what did we spend that money on?
a plane ticket for you to come home with me.

6. If you were a squash, what type of squash would you be?
an acorn squash... cooked with brown sugar and butter

7. Have you ever gotten a wrong number call and ended up talking to the person for longer than 5 minutes?
I don't believe so.

8. Why haven't you joined Berleen & Kimber at Insanity Cafe yet? Do we stink?
Hello. I am Berleen and I did join you... errr... us. Can I really join myself?

9. Now for one of Ber's questions back when TT was brand new... Shampoo bottles say lather, rinse, repeat... do you?
Never. And it still puzzles me everytime I'm in the shower why it says to do that.

10. It's July, the year is half over. Do you see it as "whew that part is over" or best is yet to come?
There are more warmer months left than colder so it's all good

11. Why do you do the Thursday Thunks meme?
because if I don't, I'm considered a loser for not doing my own meme.


Duchess Dethroned said...

I was a little puzzled by #2 as well. Then, my morbid sense of humor took over and ran with it. LOL!

I will join IC when I can!

Vanniedosa said...

great answers berleen!
mine's posted HERE, c u there!

Anonymous said...

I'm only barefoot in the house... or at the beach

Dez said...

Cool answer on #2. lol!

Here's mine

Kimber said...

You are such a goober on #2. It's as stupid as a flipping algebra question (IMO), plus it made people Thunk. LOL

Great answers and I said acorn too. We are so 2 parts of one brain.

Hootin' Anni said...

as I post on my T Thunks....don't feel badly, I don't frequent Starbuck's Cafe either!!!

My answers [silly as they are] are posted. Come on over if you can take your hand off the door knob long enough.

I am Harriet said...

Loved your answers. Especially about joining the forum :)

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

The train question is your only "huh?" question? Oh and you can join yourself. But you'll need some duct tape...

Paula said...

Yep, I am barefooted too!

Lani said...

Hi Berleen... God answers!
well, I am barefoot cause with my luck I'd been on the derailed train! Strange question....but I can make sense of anything...almost :-)

Anonymous said...

You can join yourself if you have multiple personalities. :)

Aunt Cranky said...

LOL on #3. They may not melt in your hands but they sure do turn them purty colors.

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amanda said...

I loved your answer for the M&M tree, very cute. So you like a flower to be symmetrical Well how you like is going to be perfect when you look at them that's all that counts.A have a great 4th and don't get your fingers caught in the door!

lv2scpbk said...

Interesting way to close the door.

Ria said...

Hey I kinda close my front door that wAY too, 'cause I'm turning the lock button on the knob as I pull it!

I'd be barefoot too. I hate shoes, wearing them for 40 hours at work is about all I can handle!

Isolated Existence. said...

LOL, great answers! Enjoy your weekend ;-)