A – An advantage you have – my incredible good looks....
B – Blue or brown eyes – mine? puppy dog brown. Yet another advantage I have.
C – Chore you hate – as opposed to one I like? I'll pick cleaning up dog shit.
D – Dad’s name – it doesn't start with a "d", though. It's Bert.
E – Essential start of your day – Coffee. Duh.
F – Favorite color – Yellow
G – Greatest thing you’ve ever done that made you feel really good – I literally just busted out laughing. That could so be an XXX-rated answer, you know that right?
H – Habit you have – smoking. Shut up.
I – Issue you hate that the world tries to make you pursue – declawing cats, buying from pet stores...
J – Job title – I haven't made one up yet.
K – Kohls or Target – Target. Thats all you could come up with for K?
L – Living arrangements – I live in a crooked little house with crooked children and a crooked husband. Crooked mentally, of course.
M – Music you like – anything but rap. I even like polka and I'm damn proud of that fact!
N - Nicknames – for who? I grew up being called Puppet.
O – Overnight hospital stay – just with my babies.
P – Pet Peeve – people who call a leopard a tiger. Trivial, I know.
Q – Quote that you like most – There's nothing you can't do, some things just take a little longer. Said by that "D" guy.
R – Right or left handed – Right.
S – Siblings – 4 of them. Bruce, Brent, Brenna & Patrick. Don't ask... I know Patrick is the odd man out there. We still claim him as our own. Or did you want their nicknames? Bucey, Bunkie, Bunna &..... Patrick. Still, the odd man out.
T – Time you wake up – somewhere between 5-7am. Whenever the dogs decide I've slept long enough.
U – Underwear – what about it? Seriously? Do I like them? Sure. Do I wear them? Yes. The color of the ones I'm wearing? They are blue with Spongebob on them.
V – Vegetable you dislike – asparagus
W – What makes you run late – not a whole lot. I'm anal about being early.
X – X-rays you’ve had – Stomach, ribs, hands. I think thats it.
Y – Yummy food you make – If you ask everyone else - my ham macaroni salad. I don't think it's all that special. I personally like my peanut butter cup shakes. They rock.
Z – Zoo animal – Cougars. You can expect to find something to do for at least 1/2 hour when I get to them... I won't move.