Sunday, January 25, 2009

Sunday Stealing: The Sassy Meme

Sunday Stealing: The Sassy Meme
1. If you could say anything you wanted to say to George Bush, what would you say?
  • Hello? I have no idea. Never really had the interest in saying anything to him.
2. If you had to be the mother of Britney Spears or Lindsay Lohan, who would you choose and why?
  • Britney Spears - because she's starting to get her life back on track it seems, so it'd be less hassle at this point.
3. You get to be Queen for a day. The kids are all taken care of, and you can spend as much money as you want. What do you do all day?
  • I hate these questions. I'm not a "go do stuff" kind of girl. Can't I just sit home? And I hate to spend money, especially on myself, so I wouldn't know what to do. Oh wait... I know. I'd go buy all the stuff to come back home and build my husband a bigger garage, buy him a new Rev snowmobile that he wants... fill Demon #1's room with everything elephants & fish that I can find.... buy every gaming system that is out there and every Sonic game to go with them for Demon #2.... a bunch of new dog toys for the dogs.... So I guess I'd shop all day and come home and set up the surprises.
4. Is there a song that brings tears to your eyes every time you hear it? If so, which one?
  • You Can Let Go - Crystal Shawanda - I fricken lose it everytime its' on. This frucking song should be banned from the radio.
Wind blowin' on my face
Sidewalk flyin' beneath my bike
A five year-old's first taste
Of what freedom's really like
He was runnin' right beside me
His hand holdin' on the seat
I took a deep breath and hollered
As I headed for the street

You can let go now, Daddy
You can let go
Oh, I think I'm ready
To do this on my own
(It's still) (It still feels) a little bit scary
But I want you to know
I'll be okay now, Daddy
You can let go

I was standin' at the altar
Between the two loves of my life
To one I've been a daughter
To one I soon would be a wife
When the preacher asked,
'Who gives this woman?'
Daddy's eyes filled up with tears
He kept holdin' tightly to my arm
'Til I whispered in his ear

(Repeat Chorus)

It was killin' me to see
The strongest man I ever knew
Wastin' away to nothin'
In that hospital room
'You know he's only hangin' on for you'
That's what the night nurse said
My voice and heart were breakin'
As I crawled up in his bed, and said

You can let go now, Daddy
You can let go
Your little girl is ready
To do this on my own
It's gonna be a little bit scary
But I want you to know
I'll be okay now, Daddy
You can let go
You can let go

5. A fairy taps you on the shoulder and tells you that you can either have a perfect face or a perfect body for the rest of your life. Which do you choose?
  • Ha ha! Are you serious? Ok, I'll play. So I guess my face isn't so bad, so I'll go with the perfect body. Nobody ever looks at your face anyway.
6. If you could live any place in the world and money was no object, where would you live and why?
  • Montana
7. What is your biggest regret in life?
  • that I ran away from the hospital window on the last day that I saw my mom. I don't know why I regret it, it would have still been the last day I saw her. I was 7 years old... what did I know? But I only stayed long enough for her to see me, wave and poof... I was gone.
8. If you could go back and visit one person in your life who is now dead, and ask one question, what would that question be and why would you ask it?
  • Ya know, I cheated. I already read Kimber's answer so I'm going to copy hers. My mom. And I'd ask her about her life, too, because.... like Kimber said... it would be the longest answer ever.
9. If you had the choice to age forward (like we are now) or aging backwards (think Benjamin Buttons) which would you choose and why?
  • Either way you end up eating baby food and wearing diapers, so whats the difference?
10. What will the epitaph on your headstone say?
  • The what? WTF is a epitaph? The words? I suppose it's words because what else can "say" something? Heck if I know what they'll say.... probably something about being goofy, I'm sure. All I can say though is there better be a fricken picture of a cat & a golden retriever on it next to my name or someone's going to get their asses haunted.

7 comments:

Amber said...

heehee, haunting.
Great answers!

Kimber said...

You are such a GOOBER. And you get mad about my #7. You had me bawling at your song and answers about your mom.

Kitten said...

Your answer to #7 left tears in my eyes!

Rae said...

You had me laughing and crying. I'm so sorry about your Mom, and you were so young. But I loved your practial answers about body or face and the headstone, that was a dumb question!

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

A very moving post from you. I am sorry that you had such a short time with your mom. No fair at all. Have a great day. I'm off to listen to that song. I've never heard it...

NurseExec said...

I loved living in Montana, wish I was still there sometimes. But, here I am in Florida, so I guess I'll live with it, LOL!

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