I'm gonna have to go with a wet sock. You could stick toothpicks and wires in the sock to make it more sturdy. I think toothpicks and wires would go right through a banana peel. Plus, bananas are gross.
Your superpower is that you smell like dandelions whenever someone lies. How will you maintain your secret identity?
Move to the moutains, adopt a cougar, a raccoon and a herd of deer and become a female Grizzly Adams. Won't have to worry about talking to people. Animals don't have the ability to lie.
Create a tagline for a new line of plastic bedsheets.
The most slippery things you will ever sleep on. Just add some baby oil and hang on!
If the Pillsbury Dough Boy got into a fight with Mrs. Butterworth who would win? And would anybody get hurt?
Mrs. Butterworth, of course! Anyone knows that that mama would kick that little puff boys white ass.
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