Fried Grasshoppers, burning house, colors and STDs.

What vegetable would you serve with a plate of fried grasshoppers? Fried grasshoppers? Well, I think I would just make a stir fry out of the whole thing... I'm assuming grasshoppers probably taste like chicken? Chicken Stir-Fry is good. Some broccoli, pea pods... water chestnuts, gotta have those. Plus, then you wouldn't know if it was the water chestnuts or the grasshoppers that were crunching between your teeth. Num Yummy.

I love that commerical... have you seen it? Honestly, I can't even think of what the commerical is for anymore. A soup I think. Anyway, this guy is eating in his cubical and this other guy comes up and tells him he is making new nameplates and wants his name and the dude is so into his food, which is yummy, he says "numyummy". So the next day his nameplate says "Num Yummy". I just love it. Num Yummy.

My parents should have named me that.

If you realize your house is on fire while you are using the bathroom, do you wipe or just run for the door? I would wipe. Yep I would. Habit I suppose. Especially if it's #2. Thats just gross. Could you imagine running outside with that in your pants? People would think your burning house doesn't smell like a regular burning house.

Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer? because you don't normally stand with the freezer open wondering what to eat?

When thinking about yourself, what color do you see yourself as? sky blue pink. I do, really.

Why are people able to have unprotected sex with someone, but afraid to tell them if they have an STD? Because sex isn't a committed act in a case where you would probably give someone an STD.. and to tell them you have one after the fact... thats personal and you just can't get all personal with something you've just had sex with.

just go here and play.