Sunday, February 27, 2011

The Seven Deadly Sins Meme

Sunday Stealing: The Seven Deadly Sins Meme

Cheers to all of us thieves!

1 - Pride. Seven great things about yourself.
  1. I'm a great wife. Just ask the husband. I bought him a Harley this week for his birthday. And baked him a lemon meringue pie. I rock.
  2. I'm a fabulous friend. Just ask my bestest friend, Melissa, I helped her find her boyfriend!
  3. I'm a superb mom. Just ask my demons! Oh wait... they'll lie.
  4. I'm a wonderful daughter. Just ask my daddy. He won't lie. He loves me.
  5. I'm a perfect pet owner. Just ask the critters, they meow at me everytime I get near their empty food bowl.
  6. I'm a excellent artist. Just ask my customers.
  7. I'm out of ideas...

2 - Envy. Seven things you lack and covet.
  1. Money
  2. Grass - is it spring yet ?
  3. The ability to delete this blog and stop blogging.
  4. Chocolate. I'm out.
  5. Smarts. I'm actually kind of dumb.
  6. A memory. Mine sucks.
  7. A flat tummy.

3 - Wrath. Seven things that piss you off.
  1. People who abuse animals, children and anything littler than them.
  2. People who think I need to leave the house more often.
  3. Stupid answers.
  4. Demon #2's grades. She could do so much better.
  5. Ice.
  6. Know-it-alls
  7. The government.

4 - Sloth. Seven things you neglect to do.
  1. Eat good. Chocolate just doesn't count as a good group I'm told.
  2. Make my bed. I really don't see the point.
  3. Spend money on myself. There's always something somebody else needs & wants.
  4. Say "I love you" enough.
  5. Fold the laundry. God I hate that.
  6. Quit smoking. I really don't want to, but I know I should.
  7. Get a haircut. It's down to my waist now.

5 - Greed. Seven worldly material desires.
  1. Money
  2. Chocolate
  3. Love
  4. Music
  5. Color
  6. Friendships
  7. Hugs

6 - Gluttony. Seven guilty pleasures.
  1. Chocolate
  2. Mel Gibson movies
  3. Flannel sheets
  4. Peanut butter on ice cream
  5. Coffee
  6. Hugs
  7. Things the husband does that explaining it would make this an X-rated post.

7 - Lust. Seven love secrets.
  1. Say I love you more than you think you should
  2. Do things for people when they don't expect it
  3. Do things for people when they expect it
  4. Call just to say hi
  5. Random hugs
  6. Smiles
  7. Draw a heart in food whenever possible before handing it over



3 comments:

Bud Fisher said...

You rock! Great job on a tough meme. You have to wait for spring for grass? Someone told me you can smoke it year round...

Unknown said...

The government should be able to figure out a way to relegate chocolate to "food group" status ;)

annies home said...

you sound like a rocking wiffe