Wednesday, July 29, 2009

A Bunch Of Stupid Questions By Kimber

This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by Kimber, the number 14 and the color of life. (2 questions by Ber, figure out which 2.)

1. You are in an enclosed space with a group of friends. Elevator, auto, small room, etc.. You fart and it really stinks. Do you take credit for it or do you play along with the questioning of who did it?
Ill play along with "ewww who was that!!!"... except for when I'm at home, then I just say "paybacks are a bitch" and pull the covers over his head.
2. You are locked in a room sitting at a desk with just a piece of paper and a purple crayon. What do you draw?
A yellow elephant with blue ears.
3. Do you ever pee in the shower?
Hey... when you gotta go, you gotta go. The sound & feel of water sometimes does that to a person. Let me ask you this - if you sneeze in the shower and snot comes out, do you get out of the shower and grab a Kleenex?
4. Have you bought, sold or got rid of something on Craigslist?
We're trying... anyone wanna buy a snowmobile trailer?
5. You are in a convenience store. In the line in front of you is a drunk guy trying to purchase more alcohol. The cashier tells him they cannot sell it to him because he is obviously already intoxicated. He gets belligerent. The cashier is scared. What do you do?
Laugh.
6. While shopping for produce, do you "sample" before you buy (i.e. grapes)?
Yeah ya'betcha I do. I gotta know if they are good or not.
7. You are walking down the street and there is a toddler sitting on a bench by themselves in front of a store - do you just keep walking?
I walk slow... until I get to the babe. Then I sit down and pretend to tie my shoe. If nobody is still coming, then I ask them were the hell their parents are at.
8. Have you looked up an old friend and/or lover online?
Facebook is a wonderful thing.
9. You are nearly in a car/auto accident. Do you freak out, follow the person who nearly caused it & talk to them or just keep going?
I freak the hell out. You don't know me very well, do you?

So a little bird told me that her 73 year old mom is going to join InsanityCafe Forums. If she can, why can't the rest of you? Geez... you obviously love listening to me yap about stuff on this blog so why not there?
You're really getting sick of me begging, aren't you? Too bad. It's my blog, dammit! I can beg if I want to.

And that is my answers for Kimbers stupid questions, which weren't really that stupid afterall. I had stupid answers, thats the real problem.

Party at my house Saturday - who's coming?

19 comments:

Stef H (Glitterbabe) said...

i love your answer to #3 - sneeze in the shower. i don't think i've ever sneezed in the shower! and what would i do? hmmmm.

personally? this is way funnier than the insanity cafe!

hugs,

~Just me again~ said...

LOL great answers. I'm with Steph on #3 :))....hmmmm.

Mejis said...

Ok, I get your point about sneezing in the shower. It's still gross though.
I have joined the Insanity Cafe. so :P !

tosin said...

#5 - No kidding, me too. And then make the crazy twirl your finger near your head sign and point at him.

Have a good week!

Kimber said...

Mom is joining tomorrow. She had shots in her hips yesterday which make it painful to sit at the computer.

Lani said...

Great answers...gotta agree..I just plead the 5th on all tho....
Bloggin in a fog

Vanniedosa said...

i wonder what u'd do to the ass in #9 lol
brilliant answers to the thunks :) mine's posted here!
Hope to see you there too.

Vannie

Thom said...

#3 and 5 are the bomb. LOL. I can so picture 3. Which two did ya write :) Great answers. Aloha

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I am Harriet said...

Not sure if I've ever sneezed in the shower either...oh well.
Happy Thursday!
http://iamharriet.blogspot.com/2009/07/dont-ya-love-thursdays.html

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Of course I grab a Kleenex. I usually keep all paper goods in the shower...

Hootin' Anni said...

The 2nd one...just cracked me up.

My thunking is posted below my Thursday 13. All for laughs of course...that's just how I am. I'd like for you to come visit if you can find a minute or two today. Happy wishes come with this comment!

Jodi said...

I agree with #3. I wouldn't get out of the shower if I sneezed, the water would take care of the yuckies!

@n9e!@ said...

Love your #3 LOL! ... The kleenex would just get all wet and stick to you if you did get out to get it. haha

Amber said...

hahaha
payback is a bitch
classic

Ria said...

Now you have me worrying about the possibility of sneezing in the shower. I don't think I ever have. I'm going to ask hubby - with his allergies this must have come up. . . . maybe I'll wait for him to come home. he may not consider this a workworthy call.

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