I must think of a Silly Monkey Story.
My monkeys are baboons and
I have a hard time thinking of them as cute
and silly.
Will return later.
In the meantime....
Ok it's later. I have one. And I didn't have to think too long I guess. I hope the husband doesn't read this one....
When Demon #2 was about 2 or so, the husband was in the bedroom getting dressed. Now, back then, we lived in a shack - a trailer house that was borderline unsafe to live in. Thats what happens when you are young & poor. Our bedroom didn't have regular doors... it had sliding closet like doors, which you can bet that left us no privacy whatsoever.
So the husband is getting dressed and doesn't notice the little 2 year old sneak into the room. He bends over to pick up his jeans and thats when her she pointed .... and hit the bullseye .... as she squealed "BUTT!".
If he wasn't awake before that moment, he was then....
